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#1 Sonic.

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 02:42 PM

This thread will be used for people who are to dumb to think of there own jokes so we will all post a good jokes.


A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 02:49 PM

An annoying 12 year old british kid made a topic in the idle chat section of a certain near-dead tech site. The site's resident jackass made a post calling him a faggot.

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Posted 11 January 2009 - 02:50 PM

I guess JB dosent like me :P
&* so you know i am not 12 :)

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