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Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: wizard2010 on August 06, 2001, 07:46:12 PM

MY [censored]TY WINSOWS

MS WINDOWS

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: TheReasonIFailed on September 19, 2001, 09:06:00 AM

MS Doors

Opening doors to the future!

Yeah, I know it\'s dumb...

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if at first you dont succeed, call it version 1.0

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: Gouk on December 17, 2001, 03:08:19 PM

How about:

Micro$hit Bill Gay SeXP Professional Edition

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: The_Flames on January 16, 2002, 06:57:09 AM

What About crashes insted of windows

today M$ relesed  crashes xp pro, more crashes for you cash

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: ScoopingStud on February 12, 2002, 08:38:49 PM

How about WindHoze, or maybe even MSWOS (Microsoft Windows Operating System. Personally, I would like it much better if they scrapped Windows all together and just continued to develop DOS.

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: jbb23 on March 09, 2002, 09:37:23 AM

LOL!! Thats exactly what I was thinking!

...or maybe \"Unstable\", \"Linux Wannabe\".

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: SLam on June 15, 2002, 02:26:47 PM

WinCrap

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: OSCAR on August 06, 2002, 07:41:55 PM

PAINED

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: MuggsGinnis on May 13, 2003, 09:59:56 PM

Alternate names for Windows:

Bluescreen
Fragments
BrokenGlass

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: Mr_MooseDrool on June 26, 2003, 09:54:36 PM

LOL, I still Like WinDoze ....

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: jambutty on February 28, 2005, 11:23:16 AM

What about [color=\"blue\"]PATCHES[/color]?

Because Windows is nothing more than the basic with loads of patches to patch up the patches that patched up the previous patches, which unwittingly caused a problem. /tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />  /biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />  /mad.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':angry:\' />  /laugh.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':lol:\' />  /rolleyes.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':rolleyes:\' />  /sad.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':(\' />  /ohmy.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':o\' />

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: Guest on June 01, 2005, 02:50:34 AM

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Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: Unlimited on June 04, 2005, 05:06:39 PM

Windows Windex, Special ED

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: Guest on September 05, 2005, 05:59:41 PM

MS

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: Guest on September 05, 2005, 06:00:54 PM

Hey, STFU, stop being off topic, I had it, why don't the moderators do something about this?

MS [censored]

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: SpaceSquad on September 05, 2005, 06:01:54 PM

[quote name=\'shmee11789\' date=\'Feb 28 2005, 09:42 PM\']yeah windows is gay....no one wants to pay $300 for a gay operation system. someday soon someone else is gonna design a much better OS and micrsoft's monopoly will go bye bye.

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[/quote]

There is ALREADY an OS that is far superior

it's name is Linux

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: mr.macintosh on October 12, 2005, 11:45:14 PM

/rolleyes.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':rolleyes:\' /> it should be called big macgrowsoft lol



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microsoft is so gay it makes scammers feel straight!!!!!!hhahahahaha /tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />  /biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />  /tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />  /biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />  /laugh.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':lol:\' />  /tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />  /biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />  /laugh.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':lol:\' />  /cool.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'B)\' />  /cool.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'B)\' />

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: Skye on October 14, 2005, 06:37:03 AM

Erm.. Microhard? Lol ^^

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: denadi21 on December 26, 2005, 03:16:28 AM

hey what about if someone make a new operating system
for free so we dont have to hack them
for new windows name
bgates
mean bill gate [censored]
im dum i know

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: i_and_identity on December 30, 2005, 07:15:26 PM

They should make a new version and call it this:

Micro$uck has combined the power of it's three crappiest operating system, Windows CE, Windows ME, Windows NT, to make the new OS  - Windows CeMeNT, as dumb as a brick and as hard as a rock.

P.S. here's a site 4 more M$ and Bill Gate$ funny's http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/ (http://\"http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/\")

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: skafterke on February 15, 2006, 09:54:59 AM

on runescape

now : derover00 --> sucks

Want : Skafterke --> cool !!!

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: GOD OF WAR on February 21, 2006, 11:16:24 PM

how about............ ######## XP you can search for undressed wemon in have the time it used to take!

ahhhhh oops wrong word
sorry you guys

Title: If Windows changed its name? What to call it ?
Post by: zspec32 on February 22, 2006, 12:11:11 PM

strange topic heh  /biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />