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General Category => Idle Chat => Topic started by: GOD OF WAR on February 22, 2006, 08:42:31 PM

Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: GOD OF WAR on February 22, 2006, 08:42:31 PM
ill start the first couple


1: your mom goes to college.
2:your moms on LSD
3:your mom takes a crap under your bed
4:your mom is pregnant



come bring your mom jokes here! make this a BIG forum!
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: GOD OF WAR on February 23, 2006, 09:38:45 AM
AND APPERENTLY NO1 HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR..... OH WELL
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: zspec32 on February 23, 2006, 01:36:02 PM
well those aren't really jokes lol
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: PK OWNER on March 01, 2006, 03:44:46 PM
i kno.. those were bad.. heres som nice ones:

Yo momma so fat she walked on walmart and actually lowerd the prices!

Yo momma's like Home Depot... 5 cents a screw!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

and if som1 insults ur ride simply say " it rides better than ur mom"



....thats mostly the best i kno of...

o yea..

yo momma so fat she walked outside and ppl started yellin "ECLIPSE, ECLIPSE"..

oh well i kno that was kinda weak but i thought of it.. i kno a ton mor i jus forget em ...............
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: zspec32 on March 01, 2006, 04:35:09 PM
heh now there gettin better
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: Allanon on March 01, 2006, 08:25:48 PM
Better but old... and still in terrible taste.  The best thing to do with "Your Mom" Jokes is to apply it to whatever they say, just so it isn't funny, mainly to stop someone who uses them alot ex:

person one:  Happy New Year!

person 2: Your Mom had a Happy New Year... LAST NIGHT!

Also this works with "Thats what she said"

Person: Thats a good book

Not Person: Thats What She said!
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: zspec32 on March 01, 2006, 09:04:27 PM
lol good call Allanon
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: PK OWNER on March 01, 2006, 09:28:14 PM
allanon.. my brain capacity isnt big enough to hold all that info!!
 
BELOW IS THE SIZE OF MY BRAIN

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----->   .   <-----
         
..........^
..........l
..........l
..........l

(supposed to be a lil dot)
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: GOD OF WAR on March 01, 2006, 09:58:39 PM
lol... your moms supposed to be a dot. she told me last night. thank god for TROJAN man. i rode her like a harley.
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: PK OWNER on March 02, 2006, 06:59:41 AM
now dats wut im talkin bout!
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: GOD OF WAR on March 03, 2006, 02:15:19 PM
can i do a spoof of the anti scammers please???? please can i just spoof there name! ahhhhh i gotta good name


ill tell you any way




                THE MOM RIDERS
                                join the crusade
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: zspec32 on March 03, 2006, 05:06:30 PM
lol I'd put it in my sig  /wink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\';)\' />
Title: MOM JOKES HERE!
Post by: GOD OF WAR on March 04, 2006, 05:38:32 PM
lol really?