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General Category => Frag Fest => For Sale / Wanted => Topic started by: wh0flungpoo on July 11, 2006, 04:22:43 PM

Title: Golf Instructions
Post by: wh0flungpoo on July 11, 2006, 04:22:43 PM

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:


   1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
    2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
    3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
    4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
    5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
    6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
    7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
    8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
    9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
   10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

    WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

Title: Golf Instructions
Post by: dude wheres my camel? on July 11, 2006, 04:24:21 PM

lmfao!

Title: Golf Instructions
Post by: xxM0lk_M0nxx on July 11, 2006, 04:25:07 PM

Nice

Title: Golf Instructions
Post by: Alvanator on July 11, 2006, 04:26:29 PM

Hey i live in scottsdale arizona

Title: Golf Instructions
Post by: Guy on July 11, 2006, 04:36:28 PM

[quote name=\'Alvanator\' post=\'148494\' date=\'Jul 11 2006, 04:26 PM\']Hey i live in scottsdale arizona[/quote]
LOL LMAO

Title: Golf Instructions
Post by: Alvanator on July 11, 2006, 04:39:09 PM

lol im not kidding

Title: Golf Instructions
Post by: insert name here on July 13, 2006, 04:56:40 PM

my life is now complete thx wh0flungpoo