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Title: Best joke ever ;)
Post by: lechilka26 on August 25, 2006, 07:32:45 PM
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Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny /smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />)) I could not hold it!

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1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.  
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.  
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.  
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
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isn't it aholy truth /smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />)?
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Title: Best joke ever ;)
Post by: T0T4L3D on August 26, 2006, 06:11:32 AM
wasnt funny but true
Title: Best joke ever ;)
Post by: Chocolate Chocobo on August 26, 2006, 11:51:47 AM
Semi true but offensive to women?
Title: Best joke ever ;)
Post by: ReD-ALeRt on August 26, 2006, 10:58:24 PM
Haha, very funny.
Title: Best joke ever ;)
Post by: MDK2 on August 27, 2006, 10:02:46 AM
lmao. Pretty good, even tho women might be offended
Title: Best joke ever ;)
Post by: boom on August 27, 2006, 02:25:27 PM
LOL cool
Title: Best joke ever ;)
Post by: Pureblood on August 27, 2006, 09:43:21 PM
Mostly true
Title: Best joke ever ;)
Post by: White Fire on August 27, 2006, 11:17:36 PM
i got a good chuckle out of it
Title: Best joke ever ;)
Post by: T0T4L3D on August 28, 2006, 03:56:59 PM
wooo so funny lol