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General Category => Idle Chat => Topic started by: montyauto on April 02, 2007, 06:31:45 AM

Title: Computers - Is it Male or Female?
Post by: montyauto on April 02, 2007, 06:31:45 AM
A SPANISH Teacher
 
was explaining to her class
that in Spanish, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either
masculine or feminine.
 
"House"
for instance,
is feminine:
"la casa."
 
"Pencil,"
however,
is masculine:
"el lapiz."

A student asked,
"What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer,
the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female,
and asked them to decide
for themselves whether
"computer"
should be
a masculine or a feminine noun.
 
Each group was asked
to give four reasons
for its recommendation.
 
The men's group decided that
"computer"
should definitely be
of the feminine gender
("la computadora"),

because:

1. No one but their creator
    understands their internal logic;
 
2. The native language
    they use to communicate
    with other computers is
    incomprehensible to everyone else;
 
3. Even the smallest mistakes
    are stored in long term memory
    for possible later retrieval; and
 
4. As soon as you make
    a commitment to one,
    you find yourself spending
    half your paycheck
    on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group,
however, concluded
that computers should be Masculine
("el computador"),
 
because:
 1. In order to do anything
     with them,
     you have to turn them on;
 
2. They have a lot of data
    but still can't think for themselves;
 
3. They are supposed
    to help you solve problems,
    but half the time
    they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one,
    you realize that if you
    had waited a little longer,
    you could have gotten
    a better model.
 
The women won.
Title: Computers - Is it Male or Female?
Post by: ~Spoof~ on April 02, 2007, 06:43:45 AM
yea wtf yea id say male but wtf it has no penis or vag ina
Title: Computers - Is it Male or Female?
Post by: GOD OF WAR on April 05, 2007, 11:08:38 PM
lol
Title: Computers - Is it Male or Female?
Post by: Coke ftw on April 07, 2007, 03:37:28 PM
ah but, it has a usb port, and my usb mouse goes in that, and moves rapidly lol!!
Title: Computers - Is it Male or Female?
Post by: TSniper on April 07, 2007, 03:50:23 PM
i say it both cause some times its all nice and other times it turns of you
Title: Computers - Is it Male or Female?
Post by: Coke ftw on April 07, 2007, 04:02:56 PM
lol sniper,  computers virus's are like STD's.