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Title: jokes thread
Post by: Moe C on May 15, 2007, 03:31:41 AM
well boared..

Decided to make this tread, when im boared i just post jokes.

Who ever answears the questions dosnt win anything lol. Maybe just means ur smart. /smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />


Anyone who wants to post jokes, just do if u want to.

And please NO CHEATING.

Well, What do u call a dog that sits next to a fire.?
Title: jokes thread
Post by: bloodogre on May 15, 2007, 04:42:58 PM
a hot dog

wt do u call a blonde with 5 gcse's?

in second grade who is more clever? the blonde, the brunette, or the ginger


Tony Blair, George Bush and Quin John Yell (or how ever you spell it) are in a plane

Tony blair puts his hand out of the window and says: i think im over england use i just felt Big Ben

Then George Bush puts his hand out of the window and says: i think where over the us because i just put my hand out of the windo and felt the statue of liberty!

Then Quin Jon Yell puts his hand out of the window and says: i think where over N.korea because my watch is gone
Title: jokes thread
Post by: alex5940 on May 15, 2007, 04:46:59 PM
GINGER
Title: jokes thread
Post by: bloodogre on May 15, 2007, 05:04:13 PM
no the blonde because shes 23
Title: jokes thread
Post by: alex5940 on May 15, 2007, 05:07:14 PM
how you know shes 23?
Title: jokes thread
Post by: bloodogre on May 15, 2007, 05:18:20 PM
because its my joke /wink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\';)\' />
Title: jokes thread
Post by: creamsoda456 on May 15, 2007, 05:23:51 PM
Lol, this one is old but i love it.

Theres 2 muffins in an oven. One goes "Oh my god it's hot in here". The other one goes "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Title: jokes thread
Post by: alex5940 on May 15, 2007, 06:07:20 PM
ha....
Title: jokes thread
Post by: bloodogre on May 15, 2007, 06:32:59 PM
lol
Title: jokes thread
Post by: creamsoda456 on May 15, 2007, 06:38:00 PM
Lol you know you loved it.
Title: jokes thread
Post by: Moe C on May 16, 2007, 08:30:46 AM
ok heres 1........ not that good though

why did the coach yell at the football player (american football)?
Title: jokes thread
Post by: creamsoda456 on May 17, 2007, 04:33:14 PM
Cause he was gay? lol
Title: jokes thread
Post by: alex5940 on June 11, 2007, 01:34:41 PM
im sure that you get that this is a old post? , grave digger