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Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: bodyguar599 on October 30, 2007, 04:04:11 PM

but its locked.so how are u gonna out?

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: bodyguar599 on October 30, 2007, 04:09:31 PM

k well im gonna cut to the point of this thread.its kinda of a WHAT WOULD YOUUUU DOOO? well lol well this is the plot.your at home watching tv and all of a sudden u hear a bang from upstairs so u go upstairs and check it out u check all of the rooms,the bedroom,the bathroom,and the porn room.so you go back down the stairs and all of a sudden THE CHAINSAW MANIAC COMES RUNNING TOWARDS U.so the queuestion is waddyaaaaaaaa do? 1.run up the stairs  2.go mental and start swearing and saying u did his mum last night or 3. quickly run past him into the kitchen.well im gonna make the second part of the story when i have alot of answers.BUT  U HAVE TO SAY WHY U DID THAT NUMBER.k well start posting

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: GOD OF WAR on October 30, 2007, 04:26:53 PM

throw some insults about his mum and then run up the stairs and jump out the window lol.

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: bodyguar599 on October 30, 2007, 05:10:15 PM

[quote name=\'GOD OF WAR\' post=\'401783\' date=\'Oct 30 2007, 03:26 PM\']throw some insults about his mum and then run up the stairs and jump out the window lol.[/quote]
lmao nice but  u have to choose jsut 1 NUMBER to progess the stor. u c for whoever chooses a number each number changes the storyline as in people who go for number 3 will have a different ending and crap like that.so choose JUST ONE MOTHER AND  I C  UVE CHOSEN NUMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRRRR 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: JB Lee on October 30, 2007, 05:20:40 PM

I would just sit there until i was dead...

No point running away, too much effort...

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: bodyguar599 on October 30, 2007, 05:26:06 PM

[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'401794\' date=\'Oct 30 2007, 04:20 PM\']I would just sit there until i was dead...

No point running away, too much effort...[/quote]

oh good cuz  i already have your ending: you sit on a chair and the CHAINSAW MANIAC runs over to u and chops your head off-jb lee's ending

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: colletto on October 31, 2007, 02:01:52 PM

[quote name=\'bodyguar599\' post=\'401800\' date=\'Oct 30 2007, 10:26 PM\']oh good cuz  i already have your ending: you sit on a chair and the CHAINSAW MANIAC runs over to u and chops your head off-jb lee's ending[/quote]



haha.. its soooo true /biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: GOD OF WAR on October 31, 2007, 06:14:58 PM

k i choose numbah 1 then lol. 0.o what happen nex\t?!?!?!? i jump out window, break my arm? run into gas station? get kidnapped? drive to house? wake up and scream? see that chainsaw dude and some other people? get my finger sucked on by an old man? get hit in the head with a hammer lots of times? escape? run and jump into a truck and scream while the chainsaw dude comes after me?

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: r1ch dude12 on November 01, 2007, 03:56:14 AM

obviously number 2 he would become so depressed he would turn the chainsaw on himself /ohmy.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':o\' />

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: death note on November 03, 2007, 10:15:41 PM

Here is what i would do i would rip of my dick shove it in his eye , grab the chainsaw cut his dick off and shove it in his ass then go drag his half daed body into the kitchen chop him um and make brownies with his corpse then feed the brownies 2 his whole family ...... then i would go back to my house to jack off then i realize i have no dick anymore then kill myself by od'ing on tylenol

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: r1ch dude12 on November 05, 2007, 02:41:29 AM

^ your weird /unsure.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':unsure:\' />

Title: THERES AN EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR TO ESCAPE THE CHAINSAW WIELDING MAN
Post by: bodyguar599 on November 08, 2007, 12:04:40 PM

uh ok.well heres the next part of the story.1(for people who chose no 1).u jump out of the window and onto the grass.your house's backdoor slams open and the CHAINSAW WIELDING MANIAC runs towards  u u jump over a fence  and run into your neighbours house.u quickly knock on the door and the neighbour opens the door u say "THERES A FREAKING DUDE WIH A [censored]ING CHAINSAW TRYING TO CHOP ME HEAD OFF.U GOTTA HIDE ME!!.your neighbour says no(jackass /sleep.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'-_-\' />)so here is the options 1.u knock him out then run into the house and lock the door.2.just let him slam the door and wait until your death happens or number 3.run to another neighbours house.  right nw for the people who chose no 2. u yell at him saying u did his mum last night and hurl abuse at him.with reaction to the mum part he says "MY MUMS DEAD  U FRICKEN IDIOT NOW UVE MADE ME MAD AND A BIT SAD"he roars and charges towards  u  run upstairs and into the porn room.he is coming up the stairs and u have no way out no windows in the porn room and uve locked the porn room door. now all of a sudden the chainsaw blade comes through the door and while hes chainsawing his way in u have to think of something to do.now you have 2 options 1.go on a porn site and when he smashes the door through say ooooo look nude pics of jenna jameson. or no 2.suck your thumb like a baby and wait until your demise now lastily onto number 3.(if u chose this one this part turns into a fight until the end) u run past him quickly and into the kitchen now, this chainsaw maniac has no idea where the kitchen is so u hear him charging who doors and such lookin for u.surprising theres a basement which u have never been in before,so u run inti the basement and al of a sudden(heres the good part)in front of  u is a whole pack or weapons to choose from.now for these options uve gotta choose what weapon ya gonna pick so he is the weapons u can choose 1.a rocket launcher 2.a ceremonial sword 3.a dildo (lol) 4.a crossbow with bolts. right thats it