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General Category => Frag Fest => General Discussion => Topic started by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 08:43:19 PM

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 08:43:19 PM

any ideas?

Title: RS is down
Post by: Cow on Fire on November 18, 2007, 08:47:22 PM

K, here's what i think happened. Just as they were about to update Rs, a evil monkey came out and poured coke all over everywhere. The corrosive contents of coke dissolved the circuitry inside the operating systems. They were left with an old windows 98 computer to rely on to run Jagex. Then as they were about to turn it back on, a huge flying neon wiener sign flew in through a window and landed on top of the Windows 98. They are still struggling to find a replacement computer to run Jagex, but the evil monkey had reinforcements of evil cows/bulls. They are still keeping the Jagex workers in their office building, unable to go out and purchase new computers.

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 08:48:52 PM

[quote name=\'TheRsMavick\' post=\'406098\' date=\'Nov 18 2007, 07:47 PM\']K, here's what i think happened. Just as they were about to update Rs, a evil monkey came out and poured coke all over everywhere. The corrosive contents of coke dissolved the circuitry inside the operating systems. They were left with an old windows 98 computer to rely on to run Jagex. Then as they were about to turn it back on, a huge flying neon wiener sign flew in through a window and landed on top of the Windows 98.[/quote]

Someone watches a lil too much MythBusters.... lolz

Title: RS is down
Post by: Pureblood on November 18, 2007, 09:00:37 PM

hmmm wonder why

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 09:01:46 PM

wonder why.. on what blood?

Title: RS is down
Post by: Pureblood on November 18, 2007, 09:02:41 PM

wonder why runescape is down

Title: RS is down
Post by: littlefly1 on November 18, 2007, 09:05:04 PM

hmm "0" players playing!...Damn i guess no training for me tonight.

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 09:05:08 PM

OOOH... Has to be the cats....

Title: RS is down
Post by: Cow on Fire on November 18, 2007, 09:05:45 PM

evil monkeys...

Title: RS is down
Post by: Pureblood on November 18, 2007, 09:06:32 PM

Also we can talk about godtube.com

Title: RS is down
Post by: littlefly1 on November 18, 2007, 09:10:05 PM

godtube?

Title: RS is down
Post by: Cow on Fire on November 18, 2007, 09:11:19 PM

yes the youtube of god. click the vid on godtube in icez's sig. its really moving.

Title: RS is down
Post by: Pureblood on November 18, 2007, 09:11:21 PM

even the forums are down

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 09:13:51 PM

[quote name=\'Pureblood\' post=\'406115\' date=\'Nov 18 2007, 08:06 PM\']Also we can talk about godtube.com[/quote]

good call... ima make a search

Title: RS is down
Post by: Power-I on November 18, 2007, 09:19:57 PM

Yeah, Jagex burnt down?

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 09:21:04 PM

Pureblood:
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?view...2bc6bc5ba337b4e (http://\"http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=68a4c2bc6bc5ba337b4e\")

Title: RS is down
Post by: Power-I on November 18, 2007, 09:26:44 PM

Funny. Sorta (http://\"http://youtube.com/watch?v=EvBP-UYdK78\")

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 09:32:46 PM

[quote name=\'Power-I\' post=\'406126\' date=\'Nov 18 2007, 08:26 PM\']Funny. Sorta (http://\"http://youtube.com/watch?v=EvBP-UYdK78\")[/quote]

gets old after first verse/chorus

Title: RS is down
Post by: Holes on November 18, 2007, 09:35:05 PM

omfg how long it usually take to get back on rs?

Title: RS is down
Post by: Cow on Fire on November 18, 2007, 09:38:15 PM

Lol lets play stick arena while we wait. http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/stickarena (http://\"http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/stickarena\") make an account with your ttg name and a password  of your choosing. I'll make a ttg forums gameroom. The password for it will be Godtube. It'll be in 2-dimensional central.

Title: RS is down
Post by: Power-I on November 18, 2007, 09:39:02 PM

[quote name=\'IceZ\' post=\'406128\' date=\'Nov 18 2007, 09:32 PM\']gets old after first verse/chorus[/quote]


Agreed, I'll find something better.

Quote

omfg how long it usually take to get back on rs?

They didn't post anything on the website, so no one knows.

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 09:42:41 PM

there was no warning


slowly the forums went down
then the friendslist did
now the login server...

next... the world?

Title: RS is down
Post by: Everlasting Death on November 18, 2007, 09:54:23 PM

well, there are a few possibilities;
a.)Something happened to a server and they are having to reconstruct it
b.)Someone hacked Runescape
c.)The thing with the monkeys is true

Title: RS is down
Post by: Cow on Fire on November 18, 2007, 09:57:59 PM

anything containing monkeys is always true

Title: RS is down
Post by: Everlasting Death on November 18, 2007, 10:02:07 PM

anyone know how long it's been down?

Title: RS is down
Post by: Rs2pleasent on November 18, 2007, 10:08:34 PM

basically the legal battle is over spilling into our lil world guys, zezima is on his way 2 craeting an army of inner city rpaists through rs.....damn him

been down like 2 hrs....i hope i get a phat or sumthing outa this [censored]

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 10:16:36 PM

any more links?

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?view...8764612a028d9c8 (http://\"http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1fca28764612a028d9c8\")

Title: RS is down
Post by: rsnub on November 18, 2007, 10:18:48 PM

jagex said it will be back up in 5-8 hours, i read it off zybez  /tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />

Title: RS is down
Post by: Cow on Fire on November 18, 2007, 10:19:08 PM

lol what would u guys do if rs went down. like permenantly.

Title: RS is down
Post by: Everlasting Death on November 18, 2007, 10:19:35 PM

I remember the good ole days when phats where just starting to bloom and then someone hacked it and they were worthless

Oh, and my church was used in a little promo spoof on godtube somewhere, I forgot what it was called though

Title: RS is down
Post by: kramertheman on November 18, 2007, 10:20:03 PM

I think it got hacked or they just ended rs2 because they are coming out with rs3.
Here's my video:http://youtube.com/watch?v=P0B3iBjxBHs

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 10:22:19 PM

rs3 = false....

and is ur church a part of the
lifehouse everything skit?

Title: RS is down
Post by: Everlasting Death on November 18, 2007, 10:23:14 PM

I'm sure it's just a server malfunction, I mean it is like 4 am over there and I doubt anyone is in the office

no it's not, it has something to do with back pew warmer

Title: RS is down
Post by: Cow on Fire on November 18, 2007, 10:23:56 PM

RS classic is still online.

Title: RS is down
Post by: Everlasting Death on November 18, 2007, 10:25:12 PM

yea, but nobody cares about it, and it runs on a different server

it wasn't godtube it was on bluefish
http://www.bluefishtv.com/ProductDetails.a...005&id=1682 (http://\"http://www.bluefishtv.com/ProductDetails.aspx?cid=1005&id=1682\")

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 10:26:41 PM

[quote name=\'Everlasting Death\' post=\'406153\' date=\'Nov 18 2007, 09:23 PM\']I'm sure it's just a server malfunction, I mean it is like 4 am over there and I doubt anyone is in the office

no it's not, it has something to do with back pew warmer[/quote]


nvm

Title: RS is down
Post by: Everlasting Death on November 18, 2007, 10:27:16 PM

it's not bashing, just watch it

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 10:43:46 PM

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?view...amp;category=mv (http://\"http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=fb7bc667c7b301b74d52&page=2&viewtype=&category=mv\")

Title: RS is down
Post by: zez3ma on November 18, 2007, 11:12:20 PM

think because of the new billing details?

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 18, 2007, 11:27:37 PM

that was 2 days ago... unless there is a mean loophole.. and they shut hit the Emergency-stop on the server..  so they can stop it.... lolz


it might be
if they are losing money... easily.. then i would shut off the game.. til the problem was found

Title: RS is down
Post by: r1ch dude12 on November 18, 2007, 11:43:52 PM

just to let u all know rs is back up and i heard it went down because one of the staff accidently did something wrong and they got a keylogger

Title: RS is down
Post by: IceZ on November 19, 2007, 05:32:06 PM

I heard that... but i figured that was BS.  How would they get a keylogger... on a closed circuit server system.  IDK.. maybe it did happen

There was really bad weather last night in  UK area