Post by: taltamir on October 23, 2002, 01:04:22 PM
1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
2) I don\'t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4) Some people are alive only because it\'s illegal to kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don\'t take life too seriously, you won\'t get out alive.
7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
8) You\'re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
9) BEER: It\'s not just for breakfast anymore.
10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
11) So you\'re a feminist...Isn\'t that cute!
12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
15) I\'m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
16) My kid had sex with your honor student.
17) Earth first...we\'ll mind the other planets later.
18) I\'m just driving this way to piss you off.
19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
21) I don\'t have to be dead to donate my organ.
22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
28) It\'s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
30) I know what you\'re thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
31) Elvis is dead, and I\'m not feeling too good myself.
32) Always remember you\'re unique, just like everyone else.
33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
36) CAT ~ The Other White Meat!
37) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes!
39) I\'m Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do you want?
40)Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Post by: Twinkie on December 08, 2003, 06:56:00 PM
The American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
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Post by: Allanon on November 16, 2005, 12:28:09 AM
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Post by: mkda on November 16, 2005, 12:56:54 AM
The American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.[/quote]rofl
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Post by: skafterke on February 15, 2006, 09:58:49 AM
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Post by: haagse sjonnie on July 08, 2007, 08:04:44 AM
A negro with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar
Bartender asks: Where the hell did you get that thing?
Parrot replies: In Africa, there's tons of them!
and
Whats long and bald?
A conga at the cancer department
yeah the last one is wrong, but kind of funny
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Post by: TheDezired1 on August 19, 2007, 07:35:01 AM
"yes dear but where are you?"
"just behind the bush plant mother *pants to catch his breath*"
"why son, your face i all red and blushed as if you've just been involved in some rigouruos sexual activity!"
"yes quite..."
"son?"
"oh sorry mother i was just testing the cat's vagina for if it was big enough for that furry vibrator we bought...
*zips up trousers*
"oh good check the dog next please!"
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