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Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: GOD OF WAR on December 02, 2007, 07:36:54 PM
well, i have started one just like this before but some people starting fighting with eachother using 5 words..... lol. anyways just keep the sotry going no matter how bizarre it gets.


The fat hooker jumped on
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 02, 2007, 07:55:33 PM
a stick were he got
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 02, 2007, 08:53:43 PM
dead. And then he kinda
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: Pureblood on December 02, 2007, 08:54:41 PM
had a boner that collasped
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 02, 2007, 09:22:03 PM
when he saw the flying
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 02, 2007, 09:26:07 PM
spaghetti monster with a funny
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 02, 2007, 11:48:13 PM
smell soon to find it
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: GOD OF WAR on December 03, 2007, 08:40:09 AM
a transvestite that wanted to
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 04, 2007, 11:21:35 PM
find the nearest club so
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 04, 2007, 11:56:43 PM
he could dance until he
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 05, 2007, 12:34:51 AM
got tired and couldnt dance
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 05, 2007, 12:38:38 AM
except he kept going for
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 05, 2007, 07:35:23 PM
it on the dance floor
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 05, 2007, 09:51:04 PM
in his mind. Then he
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: Soundgarden on December 05, 2007, 11:28:57 PM
was shot by an insane
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 06, 2007, 12:17:10 AM
clown that didn't exist. Then
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 06, 2007, 05:04:09 AM
fell of a bridge which
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 06, 2007, 03:09:50 PM
didn't exist either. Then he
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 06, 2007, 04:55:42 PM
looked up in the sky
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: IceZ on December 08, 2007, 01:12:16 AM
and decided to take a
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 08, 2007, 01:15:35 AM
little child's bag of candy.
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 08, 2007, 05:55:02 AM
soon to find that it
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: colletto on December 08, 2007, 11:11:48 AM
was filled with drug money
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 08, 2007, 02:37:07 PM
that didn't exist. Then he
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 08, 2007, 06:18:37 PM
saw something very strange it
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 08, 2007, 07:04:38 PM
jumped in his mouth and
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 08, 2007, 07:07:51 PM
took over his body were
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: GOD OF WAR on December 08, 2007, 07:09:17 PM
He ate a pepporoni pizza
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 08, 2007, 07:10:46 PM
and died, very slowly. Then
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 08, 2007, 09:46:57 PM
realised one of kidneys was
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 08, 2007, 09:48:24 PM
a gigantic marshmallow named fred.
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: Pureblood on December 08, 2007, 11:09:55 PM
Who was actually a gay
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 08, 2007, 11:10:56 PM
which of course pureblood knew.
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 09, 2007, 05:31:29 AM
were they went to the
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 09, 2007, 05:55:56 AM
festival of the toilet plungers
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: colletto on December 09, 2007, 06:40:49 AM
which was actually a racist
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: 0ice blitz0 on December 09, 2007, 06:54:36 AM
which didn't happen then he
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: colletto on December 09, 2007, 03:15:14 PM
tried to make sense but
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 09, 2007, 03:42:22 PM
couldn't because he was dead
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Post by: colletto on December 09, 2007, 03:58:34 PM
actually jb i was talking
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Post by: JB Lee on December 09, 2007, 04:05:32 PM
about the flying penguin man
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Post by: Amethyst / Sa5uke on December 09, 2007, 04:06:40 PM
who used his enormous wet
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Post by: JB Lee on December 09, 2007, 04:09:37 PM
hotdog making machine to take
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Post by: Amethyst / Sa5uke on December 09, 2007, 04:16:33 PM
a shower whilst he shaved
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: colletto on December 09, 2007, 04:19:30 PM
hawk eye's ears which he
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 09, 2007, 04:34:55 PM
nibbled on until they appeared
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 09, 2007, 05:13:12 PM
to stupid to nibble on
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Post by: JB Lee on December 09, 2007, 05:15:26 PM
any longer. Then he jumped
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: Soundgarden on December 09, 2007, 10:36:19 PM
off a naked blokes belly
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Post by: JB Lee on December 09, 2007, 11:42:33 PM
into a pit of fire
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 10, 2007, 05:12:11 AM
which actually wasnt fire but
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on December 10, 2007, 02:43:35 PM
a 2-headed jelly fish
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: Amethyst / Sa5uke on December 10, 2007, 03:43:33 PM
called jack who smelt of
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Post by: JB Lee on December 10, 2007, 03:47:16 PM
cheese and other assorted foods
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: r1ch dude12 on December 10, 2007, 05:59:26 PM
but turned out to be
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Post by: JB Lee on December 10, 2007, 11:14:01 PM
a dorky unloved person: r1ch_dude12.
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Post by: Soundgarden on December 11, 2007, 01:30:11 AM
who was really a sex
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Post by: JB Lee on December 11, 2007, 04:32:08 AM
addict attending regular meetings at
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Post by: Acc_buyer/seller_pro on March 29, 2008, 01:51:47 PM
sex for dummies classes inc.
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on March 29, 2008, 04:08:19 PM
Then JB Lee said "omgitsbeenalongtimesincethisthreadwasbumped".
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: abdul ftw on April 05, 2008, 10:52:11 AM
suddenly someone bumped it again
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on April 05, 2008, 11:00:12 AM
and then the world was
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: Pureblood on April 05, 2008, 07:50:07 PM
sad because the black-market died
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: JB Lee on April 05, 2008, 08:22:43 PM
and pureblood became a chronic
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: MadHatter on April 13, 2008, 07:15:05 PM
peeing out the window er
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: Small Shoe Magoo on April 13, 2008, 09:16:00 PM
giving birth to hippos that
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: GyniE on April 18, 2008, 07:09:12 AM
were so fat that they
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: GOD OF WAR on April 27, 2008, 08:19:07 PM
meowed out of the window
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on April 28, 2008, 03:12:16 PM
The fat hooker jumped on a stick were he got dead. And then he kinda had a boner that collasped when he saw the flying spaghetti monster with a funny smell soon to find it a transvestite that wanted to find the nearest club so he could dance until he got tired and couldnt dance except he kept going for it on the dance floor in his mind. Then he was shot by an insane clown that didn't exist. Then fell of a bridge which didn't exist either. Then he looked up in the sky and decided to take a little child's bag of candy. Soon to find that it was filled with drug money that didn't exist. Then he saw something very strange it jumped in his mouth and took over his body were He ate a pepporoni pizza and died, very slowly. Then realised one of kidneys was a gigantic marshmallow named fred. Who was actually a gay which of course pureblood knew. Were they went to the festival of the toilet plungers which was actually a racist which didn't happen then he tried to make sense but couldn't because he was dead actually jb i was talking about the flying penguin man who used his enormous wet hotdog making machine to take a shower whilst he shaved hawk eye's ears which he nibbled on until they appeared to stupid to nibble on any longer. Then he jumped off a naked blokes belly into a pit of fire which actually wasnt fire but a 2-headed jelly fish called jack who smelt of cheese and other assorted foods but turned out to be a dorky unloved person: r1ch_dude12. Who was really a sex addict attending regular meetings at sex for dummies classes inc.  Then JB Lee said "omgitsbeenalongtimesincethisthreadwasbumped". Suddenly someone bumped it again and then the world was sad because the black-market died and pureblood became a chronic peeing out the window er giving birth to hippos that were so fat that they meowed out of the window...
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on April 28, 2008, 03:17:18 PM
Hey, that's a lot more than 5 words asshat!
Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: GOD OF WAR on April 28, 2008, 04:32:11 PM
5 words AT A TIME

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Title: 5 words at a time
Post by: GOD OF WAR on May 03, 2008, 05:55:11 PM
i spose ill keep going....

because they had macoroni in
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Post by: MONEYTECH on May 08, 2008, 07:23:27 PM
a bottomless pit of doom
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Post by: MadHatter on May 08, 2008, 09:22:49 PM
mmm i love warm macaroni
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Post by: Something Corperate on May 12, 2008, 11:25:51 AM
when its cold and yellow