Post by: littlefly1 on February 01, 2008, 12:49:13 AM
/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' /> My name is Jason, and I'm saying YES! Can someone help me out on what to say in the puzzle. Like maybe a poem or something....Creative.
Post by: greazee on February 01, 2008, 01:17:37 AM
Post by: JB Lee on February 01, 2008, 01:18:45 AM
Poem:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm gunna **** you with a rake.
Another option:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
this one doesn't.
Yet another option:
Hand her a stapler and say "go away".
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Best option ever:
Walk up and go "Hello Stuart, I don't have herpes yet, make me a manwoman. Extra cheese my good Montana!". Then start laughing maniacally and fall over dead. But don't half-ass it, you have to REALLY be dead, that stapler from option 3 might come in handy.
Whatever you do, don't forget your hat and watch, because if you ask her the time, you'll spend the rest of the night on the can without a face. (chainsaws are nasty that way)
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on February 01, 2008, 01:26:27 AM
Post by: greazee on February 01, 2008, 01:27:12 AM
Post by: JB Lee on February 01, 2008, 01:28:41 AM
(http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/phoneInTheToilet.jpg)
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on February 01, 2008, 01:28:58 AM
(http://www.noveltp.com/gallery/images/bite_me_toilet_300.jpg)
Post by: greazee on February 01, 2008, 01:31:02 AM
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thats a good one, you would save on toliet paper and have a nice clean feeling after you poop.
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on February 01, 2008, 01:39:14 AM
and I guess if you feel that way that's you and I'm not one to call names but...
No Homo...
Post by: Small Shoe Magoo on February 01, 2008, 07:13:45 AM
Post by: greazee on February 01, 2008, 08:06:34 PM
/smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />that would be sexy
Post by: JB Lee on February 01, 2008, 08:18:35 PM
Post by: JB Lee on February 01, 2008, 08:41:21 PM
Post by: greazee on February 01, 2008, 08:44:56 PM
Post by: LuCk*ShOT* on February 01, 2008, 10:09:19 PM
Post by: iceman256 on February 15, 2008, 11:09:43 PM
Hmm, maye you could write the poem, then cut up the paper into multiple pieces and hide each piece in a clever place and make her find it using clues in the form of riddles.....
Unless, you already went to the party.....
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Post by: greazee on February 15, 2008, 11:37:20 PM
Unless, you already went to the party.....
/rolleyes.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':rolleyes:\' />[/quote]yeah you could hide the last piece in your pants
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Post by: r1ch dude12 on February 16, 2008, 05:42:11 AM
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Post by: Dying4Fashion on May 29, 2008, 08:49:51 AM