Post by: Yded on May 12, 2008, 08:00:08 PM
Trade with me at your own risk.
Post by: Yded on May 14, 2008, 09:43:11 PM
Post by: greazee on June 11, 2008, 10:14:40 PM
Post by: death_angel07 on June 11, 2008, 10:16:50 PM
Post by: Allanon on June 11, 2008, 10:17:41 PM
Jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
Vaan kyllähän ieva sen jutkutti,
Sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
Kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
Ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
Ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
Sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Ievan äiti se kammarissa
Virsiä veisata huijjuutti,
Kun tämä poika naapurissa
Ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
Sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Hilipati hilipati hilipati hillaa
Hilipati hilipati hilipampaa,
Jalituli jallaa talituli jallaa
Tilitali tilitali tilitantaa
Halituli jallaa tilituli tallaa
Tilitili tilitili tilitili tallaa,
Halituli tilitali jallati jallan
Tilitali talitali helevantaa
Rimpatirallaa ripirapirallaa
Rumpatiruppa ripiranpuu,
Jakkarittaa dippari lapalan
Tulituli lallan tipirantuu
Jatsu tsappari dikkali dallan
Tittali tillan titstan dullaa,
Dipidapi dallaa ruppati rupiran
Kurikan kukka ja kirikan kuu
Rätsätsää ja ribidabi dilla
Beritstan dillan dillan doo,
A baribbattaa baribariiba
Dibi dibidibi disten dillan doo
Ja barilla stillan deijadoo
A daba daba daba daba daba dybjabuu,
Baristal dillan stillan duubadäg
Dägädägä duu duu deijadoo
Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen
Sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj
Ja ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Minä sanon ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
Laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
En ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi
Ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
Ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää
Ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään
Vaan minä en luovu ievasta,
Sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
Sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Post by: greazee on June 11, 2008, 10:19:09 PM
Try to keep from gravedigging Eric, it might get you suspended.
Post by: death_angel07 on June 11, 2008, 10:21:44 PM
Post by: Allanon on June 11, 2008, 10:24:29 PM
Gather ’round, ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while
And hearken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle
Let’s all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song
Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox
Me brother drank the whiskey ’til he wound up in a box
My other brother in the Troubles met with his demise
My sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes
Now everybody’s died
So until our tears are dried
We’ll drink and drink and drink and drink,
and then we’ll drink some more
We’ll dance and sing and fight
until the early morning light
Then we’ll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again
Kenny was killed in Kilkenny and Claire, she died in Clare
Tip from Tipperary died out in the Derry air
Shannon jumped into the River Shannon back in June
Ernie fell into the Erne, and Tom is in the Toome
“Cleanliness is godliness†me Uncle Pat would sing
He broke his neck a’slippin’ on a bar of Irish Spring
O’Grady, he was 80 though his bride was just a pup
He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up
Joe Murphy fought with Reilly near the banks of old Doneen
He took out his shillelagh and he stabbed him in the spleen
Crazy Uncle Mike believed he was a leprechaun -
In fact he’s just a leper, and his arms and legs are gone
When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a cryin’ shame
He wasn’t really Irish, but he went to Notre Dame
McNamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit
But he was just a Scotsman, so nobody gave a (ARRGHH)
Me drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar
The road rose up to meet him when he fell out of his car
Irony was what befell my great-grand Uncle Sam
He choked upon the very last potato in the land
Conor lived in Ulster town, he used to smuggle arms
Until the British killed him and cut off his lucky charms
And dear old Father Flanagan, who left the lord’s employ
Drunk on sacramental wine, beneath the altar boy
Someday soon I’ll leave this world of pain and toil and sin
The Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin
Me only wish is when the Savior comes for me and you
He kills the cast of Riverdance, and Michael Flatley too
Post by: RyanLikeLemons on June 11, 2008, 10:25:26 PM
Jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
Vaan kyllähän ieva sen jutkutti,
Sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
Kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
Ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
Ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
Sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Ievan äiti se kammarissa
Virsiä veisata huijjuutti,
Kun tämä poika naapurissa
Ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
Sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Hilipati hilipati hilipati hillaa
Hilipati hilipati hilipampaa,
Jalituli jallaa talituli jallaa
Tilitali tilitali tilitantaa
Halituli jallaa tilituli tallaa
Tilitili tilitili tilitili tallaa,
Halituli tilitali jallati jallan
Tilitali talitali helevantaa
Rimpatirallaa ripirapirallaa
Rumpatiruppa ripiranpuu,
Jakkarittaa dippari lapalan
Tulituli lallan tipirantuu
Jatsu tsappari dikkali dallan
Tittali tillan titstan dullaa,
Dipidapi dallaa ruppati rupiran
Kurikan kukka ja kirikan kuu
Rätsätsää ja ribidabi dilla
Beritstan dillan dillan doo,
A baribbattaa baribariiba
Dibi dibidibi disten dillan doo
Ja barilla stillan deijadoo
A daba daba daba daba daba dybjabuu,
Baristal dillan stillan duubadäg
Dägädägä duu duu deijadoo
Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen
Sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj
Ja ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Minä sanon ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
Laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
En ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi
Ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
Ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää
Ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään
Vaan minä en luovu ievasta,
Sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
Sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen.[/quote]
Wtf
Post by: Allanon on June 11, 2008, 10:27:28 PM
ftW
Post by: Old School Pker on June 12, 2008, 12:21:41 AM
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9004/penguins067bx1pp4ua6.683fe919d8.jpg) (http://\"http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=175&i=penguins067bx1pp4ua6.jpg\")
Post by: greazee on June 12, 2008, 12:23:11 AM
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9004/penguins067bx1pp4ua6.683fe919d8.jpg) (http://\"http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=175&i=penguins067bx1pp4ua6.jpg\")[/quote]
Instead of spending your time spamming, perhaps you could spend your time helping poor malnourished creatures like spike.
Post by: Old School Pker on June 12, 2008, 12:25:05 AM
D - does any1 cares that ur not elite anymore?
E - eh, u got owned
/smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />D - dont cry =D
Post by: greazee on June 12, 2008, 12:26:38 AM
D - does any1 cares that ur not elite anymore?
E - eh, u got owned
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Instead spending your time making poetry perhaps you could give thought to helping poor souls such as Spike.
Post by: Allanon on June 12, 2008, 12:27:11 AM
Weirdblood is in ur beer. watchin u masturbate
Post by: Grantreid203 on June 12, 2008, 12:29:00 AM
Post by: greazee on June 12, 2008, 12:30:42 AM
Maybe you should take these negative vibes and turn them upside-down into positive donations to help out poor malnourished creatures such as Spike.
Post by: Grantreid203 on June 12, 2008, 12:31:53 AM
Post by: Old School Pker on June 12, 2008, 12:32:09 AM
Post by: Allanon on June 12, 2008, 12:33:01 AM
You found her secret her mum feeds her left
Post by: greazee on June 12, 2008, 12:33:45 AM
I am a grammy winner, I have plenty of money and my mother does feed me right. However you know who's mothers don't feed them right? The poor malnourished animals such as Spike. Please find it in your heart to help.
Post by: Grantreid203 on June 12, 2008, 12:35:12 AM
Post by: Old School Pker on June 12, 2008, 12:35:31 AM
donate all ur cash , u might win free dog food for the rest of the year
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Post by: JB Lee on June 12, 2008, 12:36:27 AM
Suspended for 12 hours for unnecessary bumping. lol
Post by: greazee on June 12, 2008, 12:36:43 AM
These poor creatures have already received enough of these, so no thank you. However we could use money or supplies to help out poor malnourished creatures such as Spike.
Post by: Grantreid203 on June 12, 2008, 12:38:16 AM
Post by: greazee on June 12, 2008, 12:39:31 AM
Like punches, these poor tortured creatures have already had enough experiences with these. However you could send donations or supplies to help out animals such as Spike all over the world.
Post by: Old School Pker on June 12, 2008, 12:39:49 AM
Post by: Grantreid203 on June 12, 2008, 12:40:08 AM
Post by: greazee on June 12, 2008, 12:43:55 AM
I am sorry but Miniature Trouser Snakes are not on our malnourished animal list, however I don't doubt the fact it hasn't gotten any "food" for... well ever. I am not a pimp and cannot get you a hooker, however you can help yourself by helping these poor tortured souls such as Spike.
Post by: JB Lee on June 12, 2008, 12:45:54 AM
(http://www.puppiesden.com/pics/1/sleeping-puppy.jpg)
Obviously there were two things she was able to fix. He now has eyes, and he isn't black.
Post by: Old School Pker on June 12, 2008, 12:47:46 AM
Post by: Grantreid203 on June 12, 2008, 12:51:06 AM
Post by: pk R I P on June 12, 2008, 12:54:51 AM
Post by: JB Lee on June 12, 2008, 12:55:09 AM
A "raper" is a European plant of the mustard family, cultivated as fodder and for its seed that yields a valuable oil...
I believe the word you are looking for is "rapist".
Post by: JB Lee on June 12, 2008, 12:56:51 AM
Hello s3ll m3.
According to this topic (and a multitude of others): here (http://\"http://www.thetechguide.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=62194&hl=mentalgothickiller\") - Your email address belongs to a user known as s3ll m3. This user is a proven scammer. You have now been banned. Please refrain from creating any more accounts.
Post by: Grantreid203 on June 12, 2008, 12:56:58 AM
Post by: Grantreid203 on June 12, 2008, 12:58:25 AM
Post by: Depressed lover on June 12, 2008, 02:52:31 PM
Post by: Leroy Jenkins on June 12, 2008, 02:57:04 PM
Uhh, this is Thetechguide, not Help animals out. c0m ???
As for me I could care less about spike for all I care he can be [spoiler] Fondled by a fat drunk hick [/spoiler] and I doubt anyone else here gives a [censored] about freaking spike either...
Btw Yded, for shame..
Post by: Dr Tim on June 12, 2008, 03:14:52 PM
You missed out 'malnourished', I added it for you.
Post by: masive r4nge on June 12, 2008, 04:46:15 PM
Post by: abdul ftw on June 13, 2008, 03:19:22 PM
Post by: colletto on June 17, 2008, 05:25:21 AM