Post by: Depressed lover on June 06, 2008, 02:18:13 PM
Not a player had known what would soon be their fate.
The updates were posted on the website with care,
In hopes that all players would like what was there.
I logged onto Runescape and what did I see?
Four new updates were listed, "Wonder what they could be?"
Real world trading is bad, its "evil" they say...
A new Jagex fight against cheaters today!
Real money for gold, their raking in lots.
Kill all the autoers, kill all the bots!
Removing unbalanced trades, *What the [censored] is that?"
Means all those merchants will never get their phat!
Farewell birthday gifts, no more helping a friend.
No more running nats, *Just where will it end?"
This 1st post was painful, yet I just pressed through.
But I held my breath as I opened number 2.
Trade and drop changes, seems like lots of chatter.
I clicked on the link to see what was the matter.
3k gold pieces is now the trade limit.
No more getting Barrows, unless millions are in it...
Drop parties are out, drop transfers are too.
A gravestone is left if a Fire Giant kills you.
No more getting rich when a noob makes a mistake.
Those items are no longer yours for the take.
I could not believe, in what was to be...
With an unsteady hand, I clicked post number 3.
Wilderness changes? Please say its not so!
Revenant ghosts? Now that's a low blow!
Bounty Hunter, Bounty Hunter, "Why is it multi?"
If you go solo, you surely will die.
I PK'd for a living, I guess that's now done.
Jagex, you ruined it, its no longer fun.
No more PK'ing, no more easy dough.
No more Runescape, looks like its time to go...
If you liked this post, and I hope that you might.
Copy and paste it, LETS PUT UP A FIGHT!
We can get our Wildy back, if we all stick together.
If Jagex don't listen, we'll all quit FOREVER
Poems are stupid but here to stay
If you keep playing this game you are probably gay
I can't believe you read this whole thread
You actually read it, you should probably be dead
All from a game, your mind's in a rut?
Like Pureblood you probably take it up the butt!
Runescape is dead, but that doesn't matter
Nobody cares not even Madhatter
Shut the hell up, the game isn't fun
Oh dear God why isn't this poem done?
Whoever wrote this knows how to bag it
That didn't make sense, but he is still a faggot...
Kill yourself
Post by: -L- on June 06, 2008, 07:26:07 PM
Post by: Depressed lover on June 06, 2008, 07:30:43 PM
Post by: Shibbiness on June 06, 2008, 08:08:30 PM
Post by: Depressed lover on June 06, 2008, 08:10:40 PM
LOL no offense but NO i dont think so
Post by: JB Lee on June 07, 2008, 01:27:10 AM
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Post by: Small Shoe Magoo on June 07, 2008, 03:08:27 AM
Post by: Dr Tim on June 07, 2008, 03:55:42 AM
Post by: greazee on June 07, 2008, 06:16:13 PM
I agree completely with this.
Post by: Depressed lover on June 07, 2008, 06:35:08 PM
Post by: greazee on June 07, 2008, 10:37:09 PM
You don't think.
Post by: Depressed lover on June 08, 2008, 06:07:48 AM
Post by: Dr Tim on June 08, 2008, 01:05:32 PM
Post by: Depressed lover on June 08, 2008, 06:43:19 PM
WTF WHO EDITED THAT! THIS IS THE ORIGINAL!
T'was two weeks before Christmas, and all through Runescape
Not a player had known what would soon be their fate.
The updates were posted on the website with care,
In hopes that all players would like what was there.
I logged onto Runescape and what did I see?
Four new updates were listed, "Wonder what they could be?"
Real world trading is bad, its "evil" they say...
A new Jagex fight against cheaters today!
Real money for gold, their raking in lots.
Kill all the autoers, kill all the bots!
Removing unbalanced trades, *What the [censored] is that?"
Means all those merchants will never get their phat!
Farewell Runescape, you were my only friend.
No more pretending, "I want it in my end!"
This 1st post was painful, yet I just pressed through.
But I held my breath as I tried to go number 2.
Now on the toilet, ready as ever my anus stretched fatter.
I felt between the cheeks to see what was the matter.
Nothing came out I was at the limit.
I felt up inside to see if something was in it...
Butt sex is out, necrophilia is too.
A gravestone is left and the hole is too deep even for you.
No more sitting on the pointy end of a stake.
The pleasure is no longer yours alone to take.
I could not believe, I couldn't pee...
With an unsteady hand, I squeezed my wee wee.
Urethral tubes? Please say its not so!
I'm on my knees come here for a good blow!
Bounty Hunter, Bounty Hunter, "Why is it multi?"
If you play this faggy game, you should surely die.
I PK'd for a living, I guess that's now done.
Jagex, you ruined it, its no longer fun.
No more PK'ing, no more easy dough.
No more Runescape, looks like its time to go...
If you liked this post, and I hope that you might.
Copy and paste it, LETS PUT UP A FIGHT!
We can get our Wildy back, if we all stick together.
If Jagex don't listen, we'll all quit FOREVER
WTF ADMINS/MODs i hope you know i am a 12 year old little boy that likes to threaten websites and say that I can hack, even though I have no spelling ability and like playing runescape... yup... definitley hacker material. Like this one time I accessed the server mainframe of RS (see show: REBOOT) and I took zezimas passwurd and wuz all liek, "Hey zezima, i has ur pass", he had to send me $1200 to get it back, because i was 2 much h4x0rZ for him to handle
Post by: cHicopUkePOT on June 08, 2008, 09:30:52 PM
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Post by: Leroy Jenkins on June 09, 2008, 09:18:38 AM
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I used to believe in Santa, But then I found out he's not real, so I set your baby on fire...
Post by: Allanon on June 09, 2008, 01:29:25 PM
I laugh because there's an aborted fetus in your back pocket.
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on June 14, 2008, 01:56:16 PM