Post by: JB Lee on July 05, 2008, 09:44:16 PM
Hey um this may seem odd but i have held this inside for so long and I drank three 6packs of sunkist this morning and I really have to go to the bathroom.
After seeing you in the bathroom, i knew i had someone to pee in.... Ok
My other toilet abuses me. He went into the garage and got a hula hoop and 2 jump ropes and made me stare at his plunger. He never touched the hula hoop again but I wanted to mention it anyway. Then he forced me to go outside and invited a bunch of his friends over to group flush me.... OK. It felt good a little but it was bad. Thn my friend came over and told me my other toilet was going to have a flush party and everyone would flush me again but I liked it because he was my friend and he flushed me with passion, and then he said he wasn't going to wait for a party and flushed me. I was leaking everywhere.... OK.
I am sorry if you don't think this was approiate to do into you, and i wanted to let you know how badly you might be emotionaly scared....
now the reason i was pretending to not have to pee, is so if my my other toilet checked the internet log, he wouldn't think i went out the window..... i just need to "pee" so he doesn't notice and i don't get hurt
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Post by: Pureblood on July 05, 2008, 09:44:33 PM
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on July 05, 2008, 09:45:33 PM
Post by: Pureblood on July 05, 2008, 09:50:57 PM
Post by: Allanon on July 05, 2008, 09:51:53 PM
Post by: JB Lee on July 05, 2008, 09:53:30 PM
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on July 05, 2008, 09:53:36 PM
Think about it TTG - in cave man times what purpose would woman serve. They would be begging men for food in exchange for sex and getting raped. Seriously, how has society gone so wrong? Women get paid to become pregnant because they behave like whores, they are paid to create more drug addicts to plague an already overpopulated world. Society is manipulated to ensure a “level playing field†to correct the “pay gap†created by women’s lack of skill and motivation.
Name one job a woman can do better than a man that doesn't involve children. Name one woman who did something of historical significance. In a future utopian society women will be kept in cages and fed raw meat like the animals they are. When they have their period they will be segregated from the rest of the women and put in a dark hole in the ground. When a woman needs to use the toilet they must use another woman's cupped hands, then use the poo to make a soup.
Then when they eat the soup we will round them up by whipping there chubby thighs and whooping "Shakka zulu! Shakka zulu!" until they are all back in there cages. We then being the sorting. Women will be sorted into different categories -- fat and ugly. The fat ones will be used as transport and a source of food, while the ugly ones will be shaved and coated in a viscous lubricant and forced to fight in an arena. The survivor gets to mate with the other women.
Post by: The Secret Flusher on July 05, 2008, 09:57:02 PM
It's true!
Post by: JB Lee on July 05, 2008, 09:58:18 PM
See!
Post by: Pureblood on July 05, 2008, 09:59:26 PM
Post by: JB Lee on July 05, 2008, 10:04:32 PM
becuz when ppl lok at yo face 2nite they will die of laughter.
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on July 05, 2008, 10:04:55 PM
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IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT FUCÂKER AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCÂKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGÂGER. THOSE FUÂCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCÂKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHÂIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUÂCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUÂCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
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CALL NAO!
Post by: Allanon on July 05, 2008, 10:07:40 PM
If you ever see these people, tell 'em that one eyed Jeff sent you and they'll get to a scurrying.
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Post by: JB Lee on July 05, 2008, 10:08:53 PM
If you ever see these people, tell 'em that one eyed Jeff sent you and they'll get to a scurrying.
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The little one is a faggot.
Post by: JB Lee on July 05, 2008, 10:18:53 PM
then take it out of your ass first
Post by: Allanon on July 05, 2008, 10:19:21 PM
Post by: Depressed lover on July 06, 2008, 06:52:54 AM
Post by: JB Lee on July 06, 2008, 10:50:48 AM
buh bye
Post by: JB Lee on July 06, 2008, 11:02:12 AM
If you guys don't believe me, these are pictures of what I may have looked like when I got flushed:
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(http://donkeymon.net/donkeymon/images/galleries/Life%20in%20Japan/05-toilet.jpg)
(http://www.mocpages.com/user_thumbnails/[email protected]/www.brickshelf.com_gallery_ytshih_FunStuffs_Toilet_05.jpg_SPLASH.jpg)
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on July 06, 2008, 11:19:01 AM
I like to read books upside down too.
Post by: JB Lee on July 06, 2008, 11:23:19 AM
Uma vez eu estava sentando-me no toalete e eu fui limpar mas I couldn' o achado de t todo o queijo extra assim que mim apenas estêve acima e gastou o descanso do dia com excremento em meu burro até que eu começ o repouso e fosse encrustado sobre assim mim o deixasse e agora eu cheirasse realmente o mau todo o tempo.
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on July 06, 2008, 11:26:26 AM
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Post by: Hula Hoop on July 06, 2008, 10:36:32 PM
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Post by: Pureblood on July 07, 2008, 03:44:31 PM
Post by: sheepmaster on July 07, 2008, 04:38:16 PM
i do believe ur in the runescape section not the retarded story section..
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Post by: Pureblood on July 07, 2008, 04:54:07 PM
Post by: JB Lee on July 07, 2008, 05:20:53 PM
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on July 07, 2008, 11:37:59 PM
Post by: Gwill on July 09, 2008, 05:01:20 PM
Very familiar
Post by: MadHatter on July 10, 2008, 11:48:58 AM
Post by: Dying4Fashion on July 17, 2008, 03:12:55 PM
Post by: pking pwnz on August 13, 2008, 07:37:56 AM
everything was all fun until this fag came in here. pardon my language. =P
But seriously, JBlee pretty cool guy I suppose. Dont hate on him for nothing.
Depressed you talk that you got raped and brutally beaten by your brother. I lol'd so hard through that bull-(SH!T) I almost pissed myself. Then your like oh.. Im gonna kill myself blah blah blah. STFU please! Seriously its been over 3 months and were waiting for you to kill yourself. Sorry for the flame/spam but depressed is just annoying me...
Very funny Age Of Conan video btw. I Lol'd =]
Post by: jony on August 28, 2008, 06:42:48 PM
But seriously, JBlee pretty cool guy I suppose. Dont hate on him for nothing.
Depressed you talk that you got raped and brutally beaten by your brother. I lol'd so hard through that bull-(SH!T) I almost pissed myself. Then your like oh.. Im gonna kill myself blah blah blah. STFU please! Seriously its been over 3 months and were waiting for you to kill yourself. Sorry for the flame/spam but depressed is just annoying me...
Very funny Age Of Conan video btw. I Lol'd =][/quote]
why thank you
Post by: GOD OF WAR on August 28, 2008, 10:29:12 PM
Post by: JB Lee on August 28, 2008, 11:00:04 PM
Mine was just a parody of that idiot.
Post by: jony on August 29, 2008, 08:16:18 AM
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No more links... mommy, NO!