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General Category => Frag Fest => Anti-Scammers Forum => Topic started by: Allanon on December 14, 2008, 08:29:16 PM

Title: Rejigging
Post by: Allanon on December 14, 2008, 08:29:16 PM

And over the starboard bow I spied a spy, spying on this spy. I told the captain of the spy spying on the spy, and he had us turn the ship for the spy to make him stop his spying ways.

But the spying spy told his captain the very same, and no amount of pasta could unnerve you more than that moment. Knowing the spy tthat spied on this spy, was spying still and the ships were heading straight for each other.

This was it, chicken never seemed so serious.

But alas, it was the giant mirror of Gerfnim, and we hit that mirror. The other ship cracked and fell away. We were beginning to sink! We looked behind the mirror, and to our shock we see, the legendary land of milk, where everything is milk. We stayed there for a fortnight, and then we left.

Title: Rejigging
Post by: greazee on December 14, 2008, 08:35:01 PM

Funny how you left out the part where you were on patrol and "experimented" with putting your banana in a hammock.

Title: Rejigging
Post by: JB Lee on December 14, 2008, 08:37:00 PM

SHIVER ME TIMBERS, THAT'S A FUCKTON OF OATMEAL!

Title: Rejigging
Post by: Allanon on December 14, 2008, 08:39:27 PM

[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'450592\' date=\'Dec 14 2008, 08:37 PM\']SHIVER ME TIMBERS, THAT'S A FUCKTON OF OATMEAL![/quote]


Gold is but the yellowest of metal. In the eyes of men gold becomes something more, something worth fighting for, worth dying for... worth killing for

So when the spoons rise up in defense, I say to man, do not look at their metal, for it is shiny and distracting. Instead look into your hearts, for there lies the depth of something that pumps blood throughout your body, and maybe you--maybe all of us, will survive.

Title: Rejigging
Post by: Allanon on December 14, 2008, 09:17:38 PM

[quote name=\'Allanon\' post=\'450594\' date=\'Dec 14 2008, 08:39 PM\']Gold is but the yellowest of metal. In the eyes of men gold becomes something more, something worth fighting for, worth dying for... worth killing for

So when the spoons rise up in defense, I say to man, do not look at their metal, for it is shiny and distracting. Instead look into your hearts, for there lies the depth of something that pumps blood throughout your body, and maybe you--maybe all of us, will survive.[/quote]

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Title: Rejigging
Post by: JB Lee on December 14, 2008, 09:46:55 PM

Why don't you just go outside and play Hide and Go Fuck Yourself.

Title: Rejigging
Post by: greazee on December 14, 2008, 09:53:07 PM

[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'450630\' date=\'Dec 14 2008, 08:46 PM\']Why don't you just go outside and play Hide and Go Fuck Yourself.[/quote]

I do that inside /cool.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'B)\' />

Title: Rejigging
Post by: JB Lee on December 14, 2008, 10:04:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpo6zsBbeAY (http://\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpo6zsBbeAY\")

Title: Rejigging
Post by: MadHatter on December 21, 2008, 01:12:25 AM

[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'450633\' date=\'Dec 14 2008, 10:04 PM\']http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpo6zsBbeAY (http://\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpo6zsBbeAY\")[/quote]


Rawrz0rz can't even scream surprise to that!