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General Category => Idle Chat => Topic started by: Sonic. on January 11, 2009, 03:42:30 PM

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: Sonic. on January 11, 2009, 03:42:30 PM

This thread will be used for people who are to dumb to think of there own jokes so we will all post a good jokes.


 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her  family.  She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"  The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: JB Lee on January 11, 2009, 03:49:39 PM

An annoying 12 year old british kid made a topic in the idle chat section of a certain near-dead tech site. The site's resident jackass made a post calling him a faggot.

Faggot.

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: Sonic. on January 11, 2009, 03:50:57 PM

I guess JB dosent like me /tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />
&* so you know i am not 12 /smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: six why on January 11, 2009, 03:59:16 PM

[quote name=\'Sonic.\' post=\'455710\' date=\'Jan 11 2009, 02:50 PM\']I guess JB dosent like me /tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />
&* so you know i am not 12 /smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />[/quote]

Your sig makes you look 12.

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: Sonic. on January 11, 2009, 04:59:07 PM

What the sig writing or the actual picture?

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: Small Shoe Magoo on January 11, 2009, 05:05:17 PM

Each makes you look 6, so added up they both make you look 12.

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: Sonic. on January 11, 2009, 05:19:22 PM

Would you make me a sig?

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: Small Shoe Magoo on January 11, 2009, 06:59:47 PM

It doesn't work that way.

Your sig has an age limit of <=12

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: six why on January 12, 2009, 05:07:40 AM

Here's your sig!

(http://i43.tinypic.com/10qkrw3.jpg)

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: greazee on January 12, 2009, 05:37:49 AM

Sonic bought an account from Leonard /wink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\';)\' />

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on January 12, 2009, 09:35:53 PM

[quote name=\'Sonic.\' post=\'455733\' date=\'Jan 11 2009, 02:19 PM\']Would you make me a sig?[/quote]
Vouched by both yded and eloyman?! how did you do that?!

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: eloyman on January 13, 2009, 05:25:37 PM

yded got annoyed and just gave him a vouch.. he trained my acc.

and jb doesn't hate you he's an ass to literally everyone lol

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: JB Lee on January 13, 2009, 06:22:59 PM

[quote name=\'eloyman\' post=\'455940\' date=\'Jan 13 2009, 04:25 PM\']yded got annoyed and just gave him a vouch.. he trained my acc.

and jb doesn't hate you he's an ass to literally everyone lol[/quote]
[censored] you.

Prick.

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: eloyman on January 13, 2009, 06:30:39 PM

/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: Kaosune on January 15, 2009, 12:28:15 PM

Lmao at eloy's Group

Also, it's nice to see you asking for advice /biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />

Title: Jokes 4 u
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on January 18, 2009, 12:50:10 AM

INTENSE

(http://www.draynor.net/anim/topdog7890.gif) (http://\"http://www.draynor.net/\")