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General Category => Idle Chat => Topic started by: Stop Reading My Name on April 12, 2009, 06:02:04 PM

Title: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A CAPSLOCK RANT!
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on April 12, 2009, 06:02:04 PM

IPODS WERE COOL WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

Title: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A CAPSLOCK RANT!
Post by: greazee on April 12, 2009, 06:37:03 PM

I would just like to tell you that you are wrong. I NEVER liked Dragon Ball Z. Rocket Power all the way!

Title: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A CAPSLOCK RANT!
Post by: Pyro Raccoon on April 15, 2009, 05:46:13 PM

whoever didn't read the full post say aye

Title: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A CAPSLOCK RANT!
Post by: Kaosune on April 17, 2009, 02:43:26 PM

When DBZ was aired on my country i didn't even have a PC /sad.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':(\' />

Title: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A CAPSLOCK RANT!
Post by: Stop Reading My Name on April 17, 2009, 10:22:20 PM

[quote name=\'Pyro Raccoon\' post=\'461334\' date=\'Apr 15 2009, 03:46 PM\']whoever didn't read the full post say aye[/quote]
aye

Whoever didn't write the op, say aye

aye