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Referrals/Free iPods Forum / Treasure Trooper, GET PAID to Complete Offers/Trials/Surveys, PAYMENT

« on: March 02, 2009, 04:19:35 AM »

A person went to Africa and was captured by
the native tribesmen. The savages encircled him,(wow power leveling,)
threw him on the ground, and yelled loudly.
Frightened to death, he prayed to God,
"Oh, God! What shall I do now? Good grief, (wow gold,)
perhaps my time has come. Please save me quickly!"
God replied, "No, your time has not come yet."
The poor fellow asked, "What shall I do then?" (wow gold,
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God told him, "It's all right, just listen to me.
Stand up bravely, snatch the knife from the (wow gold,)
chief's hand, and strike right at his heart."
The man acted accordingly; he seized (wow gold,)
the chief's knife, thrust it through the
chief's heart, and killed him. Then the
poor man asked again, "God, I have thrust(wow gold,)
the knife through his heart, so what now?"
God answered him: "Now your time has come!"(WOW power leveling,)
His time had not yet come before he did that. (wow gold,)

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Referrals/Free iPods Forum / Who wants to play free game to win ipod?

« on: March 02, 2009, 04:18:03 AM »

Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God, (wow gold,)
"God, our Lord! That country may be small but they are very (wow power eveling,)
vicious! They refuse to obey us or offer tributes to us every year. wow gold,
Would You please help us hit their capital and kill them wow gold,
all tomorrow!" God didn't say anything.
The next day, the bigger country came back: "Why?archlord gold,
Didn't we ask You in our prayers to help us strike their capital
and kill them all? Why did You send our missiles into the sea. wotlk gold,
What do You mean by that?"wow gold,
God replied, "Well, I am sorry! But your rival country wow gold,
also prayed to me for exactly the same thing!"