Though the title is somewhat humorous, there's probably nothing I can type, whether in ALL CAPS or
italic, or even
bold that would make you read this entire post. I'm not a starving ethiopian whose only chance at survival is a free ipod. I'm also not saying that for every referral I get a small crippled child is going to get a wish of his/her choice.
What I AM saying is that like the other millions of people on the net, I'd like a free Ipod. I'd also like a Free Car, but apparantly that site isn't up yet... (c'mon, Gratis!!)
And what I'm also saying is that I'll
pay you to do it for me - both with
real money and g-mail invites. I can't get referrals on my own, mostly because all my friends are, well, ok, I don't have any friends. BUT, you can become my friend by simply clicking on this link:
My super-fancy Ipod referral linkIt would really make my day, and you stand to make anywhere from $5 to $10 just for signing up and completing a silly little offer. Simple enough?
SO:
- Step One: Click link
- Step Two: Sign up and complete offer
- Step three: E-mail me at jlmusicEmail Removed when completed. I'll paypal you some money and give you as many g-mail invites as you want.
I haven't joined any conga lines, simply because I can't dance. But perhaps I could learn to with my new Ipod.
So help me out, would you? I'll be your friend forever. I promise!

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