[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'458424\' date=\'Feb 23 2009, 02:04 PM\']There once was a man who went out to his porch every morning to pick up the paper to read while eating breakfast. One day in particular, the man went out onto the porch to get his paper and found a small spotted snail. The man figured that the snail was trying to get to the other side of the porch, so being the kindhearted and generous man that he was, he helped the snail across.
2 years later, the man heard a knock and opened his front door, it was the snail, it said "What the [censored]!".[/quote]
LoL Fail =D
