Ok, I need a new tag line. Correction, I need \"A\" tag line. Here\'s the suggestions so far:
The Tech Guide, Who Doesn\'t Like Chicken?
Tech Problem? No Problem!
When the going gets rough, the rough get help.
An Apple a day keeps Bill Gates away.
Whachoo talkin\' about, Willis?
I pity the fool who doesn\'t use TheTechGuide.com
Need our help? I think we can help you.
We\'ll feast on your souls, and piss on your children\'s graves.
FREE PORN!
Don\'t know about you all, but I think that last one\'s a winner (is also the only one I came up with). If you think you can do any better, post your ideas.
Please?