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Offline GOD OF WAR

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« on: February 22, 2006, 08:42:31 PM »
ill start the first couple


1: your mom goes to college.
2:your moms on LSD
3:your mom takes a crap under your bed
4:your mom is pregnant



come bring your mom jokes here! make this a BIG forum!
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2006, 09:38:45 AM »
AND APPERENTLY NO1 HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR..... OH WELL
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2006, 01:36:02 PM »
well those aren't really jokes lol
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1. I sent $100 money order to Sid first and got a picture with a FREE Party Hat second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Awesome Guy!)
2. I gave 1 million gold to hey jude first and he was supposed to pay $9 PayPal...Status: [color=\"#ff0000\"]SCAMMED!!![/color] We all know what I think about scammers.[/s]

3. Got $77 from nypur3hoppz first and traded him 11 mil second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Highly Recomended user)

4. Got $48 from nypur3hoppz first and traded him 6 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Highly Recomended user)

5. Got $15 from pro edge first and traded him 2 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Great doing business!)

6. Got $175 from RS2 buyer first and traded him 25 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Smooth trade! Would do business again!)[/size]
7. Got $50 from RS2 buyer first and traded him 7 mil second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED [/color][color=\"#000000\"](Awesome buyer! Flawless transaction)[/color]



MIDDLE MAN (MM) HISTORY:

1. Received 500k from aidskaid and he received member's PIN from bloodogre, then I paid bloodogre the 500k...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color]
2. MMed an account trade for gold between grassyassnub and mattman18...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED [/color][color=\"#000000\"](Went fast and smooth...A+ to both guys!)[/color]

3. MMed members pins for dann...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color][color=\"#000000\"] (Fast trade...great guy)[/color]

4. MMed gold (4 mil) trade for yeseysyysysysysysy...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Fast and easy)

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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2006, 03:44:46 PM »
i kno.. those were bad.. heres som nice ones:

Yo momma so fat she walked on walmart and actually lowerd the prices!

Yo momma's like Home Depot... 5 cents a screw!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

and if som1 insults ur ride simply say " it rides better than ur mom"



....thats mostly the best i kno of...

o yea..

yo momma so fat she walked outside and ppl started yellin "ECLIPSE, ECLIPSE"..

oh well i kno that was kinda weak but i thought of it.. i kno a ton mor i jus forget em ...............
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[quote name='snake-master' post='85642' date='Feb 1 2006, 02:33 PM']... PK OWNER i got ur back on this, as for you [Name Hidden] you can take me to court to, i have done as much fraud as PK OWNER by that i mean none[/quote]What an Elite (snake-master/The Cursed) had to say about me when I was accused of scamming in '06.





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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2006, 04:35:09 PM »
heh now there gettin better
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TRANSACTION HISTORY:

1. I sent $100 money order to Sid first and got a picture with a FREE Party Hat second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Awesome Guy!)
2. I gave 1 million gold to hey jude first and he was supposed to pay $9 PayPal...Status: [color=\"#ff0000\"]SCAMMED!!![/color] We all know what I think about scammers.[/s]

3. Got $77 from nypur3hoppz first and traded him 11 mil second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Highly Recomended user)

4. Got $48 from nypur3hoppz first and traded him 6 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Highly Recomended user)

5. Got $15 from pro edge first and traded him 2 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Great doing business!)

6. Got $175 from RS2 buyer first and traded him 25 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Smooth trade! Would do business again!)[/size]
7. Got $50 from RS2 buyer first and traded him 7 mil second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED [/color][color=\"#000000\"](Awesome buyer! Flawless transaction)[/color]



MIDDLE MAN (MM) HISTORY:

1. Received 500k from aidskaid and he received member's PIN from bloodogre, then I paid bloodogre the 500k...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color]
2. MMed an account trade for gold between grassyassnub and mattman18...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED [/color][color=\"#000000\"](Went fast and smooth...A+ to both guys!)[/color]

3. MMed members pins for dann...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color][color=\"#000000\"] (Fast trade...great guy)[/color]

4. MMed gold (4 mil) trade for yeseysyysysysysysy...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Fast and easy)

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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2006, 08:25:48 PM »
Better but old... and still in terrible taste.  The best thing to do with "Your Mom" Jokes is to apply it to whatever they say, just so it isn't funny, mainly to stop someone who uses them alot ex:

person one:  Happy New Year!

person 2: Your Mom had a Happy New Year... LAST NIGHT!

Also this works with "Thats what she said"

Person: Thats a good book

Not Person: Thats What She said!
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2006, 09:04:27 PM »
lol good call Allanon
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*I proudly sponser the Anti-Scammers Special Thanks to Allanon*



TRANSACTION HISTORY:

1. I sent $100 money order to Sid first and got a picture with a FREE Party Hat second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Awesome Guy!)
2. I gave 1 million gold to hey jude first and he was supposed to pay $9 PayPal...Status: [color=\"#ff0000\"]SCAMMED!!![/color] We all know what I think about scammers.[/s]

3. Got $77 from nypur3hoppz first and traded him 11 mil second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Highly Recomended user)

4. Got $48 from nypur3hoppz first and traded him 6 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Highly Recomended user)

5. Got $15 from pro edge first and traded him 2 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Great doing business!)

6. Got $175 from RS2 buyer first and traded him 25 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Smooth trade! Would do business again!)[/size]
7. Got $50 from RS2 buyer first and traded him 7 mil second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED [/color][color=\"#000000\"](Awesome buyer! Flawless transaction)[/color]



MIDDLE MAN (MM) HISTORY:

1. Received 500k from aidskaid and he received member's PIN from bloodogre, then I paid bloodogre the 500k...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color]
2. MMed an account trade for gold between grassyassnub and mattman18...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED [/color][color=\"#000000\"](Went fast and smooth...A+ to both guys!)[/color]

3. MMed members pins for dann...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color][color=\"#000000\"] (Fast trade...great guy)[/color]

4. MMed gold (4 mil) trade for yeseysyysysysysysy...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Fast and easy)

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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2006, 09:28:14 PM »
allanon.. my brain capacity isnt big enough to hold all that info!!
 
BELOW IS THE SIZE OF MY BRAIN

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----->   .   <-----
         
..........^
..........l
..........l
..........l

(supposed to be a lil dot)
« Last Edit: March 01, 2006, 09:27:51 PM by PK OWNER »
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[quote name='snake-master' post='85642' date='Feb 1 2006, 02:33 PM']... PK OWNER i got ur back on this, as for you [Name Hidden] you can take me to court to, i have done as much fraud as PK OWNER by that i mean none[/quote]What an Elite (snake-master/The Cursed) had to say about me when I was accused of scamming in '06.





I joined in '06, and I was one of the ORIGINAL Runescaper's of TTG.

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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2006, 09:58:39 PM »
lol... your moms supposed to be a dot. she told me last night. thank god for TROJAN man. i rode her like a harley.
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2006, 06:59:41 AM »
now dats wut im talkin bout!
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[quote name='snake-master' post='85642' date='Feb 1 2006, 02:33 PM']... PK OWNER i got ur back on this, as for you [Name Hidden] you can take me to court to, i have done as much fraud as PK OWNER by that i mean none[/quote]What an Elite (snake-master/The Cursed) had to say about me when I was accused of scamming in '06.





I joined in '06, and I was one of the ORIGINAL Runescaper's of TTG.

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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2006, 02:15:19 PM »
can i do a spoof of the anti scammers please???? please can i just spoof there name! ahhhhh i gotta good name


ill tell you any way




                THE MOM RIDERS
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2006, 05:06:30 PM »
lol I'd put it in my sig  http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\';)\' />
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TRANSACTION HISTORY:

1. I sent $100 money order to Sid first and got a picture with a FREE Party Hat second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Awesome Guy!)
2. I gave 1 million gold to hey jude first and he was supposed to pay $9 PayPal...Status: [color=\"#ff0000\"]SCAMMED!!![/color] We all know what I think about scammers.[/s]

3. Got $77 from nypur3hoppz first and traded him 11 mil second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Highly Recomended user)

4. Got $48 from nypur3hoppz first and traded him 6 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Highly Recomended user)

5. Got $15 from pro edge first and traded him 2 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Great doing business!)

6. Got $175 from RS2 buyer first and traded him 25 mil second...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color] (Smooth trade! Would do business again!)[/size]
7. Got $50 from RS2 buyer first and traded him 7 mil second...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED [/color][color=\"#000000\"](Awesome buyer! Flawless transaction)[/color]



MIDDLE MAN (MM) HISTORY:

1. Received 500k from aidskaid and he received member's PIN from bloodogre, then I paid bloodogre the 500k...Status:[color=\"#009900\"] COMPLETED[/color]
2. MMed an account trade for gold between grassyassnub and mattman18...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED [/color][color=\"#000000\"](Went fast and smooth...A+ to both guys!)[/color]

3. MMed members pins for dann...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color][color=\"#000000\"] (Fast trade...great guy)[/color]

4. MMed gold (4 mil) trade for yeseysyysysysysysy...Status: [color=\"#009900\"]COMPLETED[/color] (Fast and easy)

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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2006, 05:38:32 PM »
lol really?
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