"mother can i goto the park?"
"yes dear but where are you?"
"just behind the bush plant mother *pants to catch his breath*"
"why son, your face i all red and blushed as if you've just been involved in some rigouruos sexual activity!"
"yes quite..."
"son?"
"oh sorry mother i was just testing the cat's vagina for if it was big enough for that furry vibrator we bought...
*zips up trousers*
"oh good check the dog next please!"
