The fat hooker jumped on a stick were he got dead. And then he kinda had a boner that collasped when he saw the flying spaghetti monster with a funny smell soon to find it a transvestite that wanted to find the nearest club so he could dance until he got tired and couldnt dance except he kept going for it on the dance floor in his mind. Then he was shot by an insane clown that didn't exist. Then fell of a bridge which didn't exist either. Then he looked up in the sky and decided to take a little child's bag of candy. Soon to find that it was filled with drug money that didn't exist. Then he saw something very strange it jumped in his mouth and took over his body were He ate a pepporoni pizza and died, very slowly. Then realised one of kidneys was a gigantic marshmallow named fred. Who was actually a gay which of course pureblood knew. Were they went to the festival of the toilet plungers which was actually a racist which didn't happen then he tried to make sense but couldn't because he was dead actually jb i was talking about the flying penguin man who used his enormous wet hotdog making machine to take a shower whilst he shaved hawk eye's ears which he nibbled on until they appeared to stupid to nibble on any longer. Then he jumped off a naked blokes belly into a pit of fire which actually wasnt fire but a 2-headed jelly fish called jack who smelt of cheese and other assorted foods but turned out to be a dorky unloved person: r1ch_dude12. Who was really a sex addict attending regular meetings at sex for dummies classes inc. Then JB Lee said "omgitsbeenalongtimesincethisthreadwasbumped". Suddenly someone bumped it again and then the world was sad because the black-market died and pureblood became a chronic peeing out the window er giving birth to hippos that were so fat that they meowed out of the window...
