[quote name=\'hacthafucinplanet\' date=\'Sep 26 2005, 05:00 PM\']The following statements and steps are absolutly fictional and should not be tried on any computer system.
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F all the cracks boys and girls, cracks can and will f up your system, do these easy steps, so easy you will throw your computer at the wall to make sure this isn't a dream. Its funny how these big wigs announce things, there like Microsoft is announcing that it is going to make people call in to activate xp, a very flawed [censored]in O.S. You pieces of [censored] that call people thieves, are pathetic, I say microsoft is a thief, taking away our right to just use something we bought without having to listen to some snot nosed call centre agent, who wouldn't know a computer from the little chubby he gets in his pants when his mom bakes him cookies. So I say [censored] them all, with these steps theres no need to download anything just follow along. I spent weeks trying to find something that wasn't going to give me the blue screen of death or that i didn't have to reboot and [censored] around in safemode. And yes you can thank me later folks.
I CALL THIS HOW TO MAKE A TRILLIONAIRE
KISS YOUR ASS IN 7 STEPS.
number one:
open note pad copy and paste the following text:
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\WPAEvents]
"OOBETimer"=hex:ca,82,b8,55,d4,04,b5,cf,cc,5b,24,00
save the text as de.reg onto your desktop so you can find it.
NUMBER 2
double click on the de.reg on your desktop and say yes and add it to the registry.
NUMBER 3
Click "Start" and go to "Run..."
Type in %systemroot%\system32\oobe\msoobe.exe /a and click "OK"
This will bring up the "Activate Windows" window.
NUMBER 4
Check the option for "Yes, I want to telephone a customer service
representative to activate Windows" and click "Next"
Then click "Change Product Key" (don't enter any information on that screen)
Type in a product key, I mean your product key.
and click "Update"
NUMBER 5
The activate Windows by phone window will reappear at this point, just JUST CLOSE THE WHOLE THING DOWN BY CLICKING "X" in the upper right hand corner
NUMBER 6 (almost there your going to [censored] when you see how quick this is.)
Activate Windows by copying the following text into a new notepad and save it as up.reg on you desktop, once again so its easy to find.
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\WPAEvents]
"OOBETimer"=hex:ca,82,b8,55,d4,04,b5,cf,cc,5b,24,97
NUMBER 7
double click on up.reg on your desktop and say yes and add it to the registry.
Ready to see if it worked
Click "Start"and go to "Run..."
Type in %systemroot%\system32\oobe\msoobe.exe /a and click "OK"
If you see "Windows is already activated" then you can say kiss my ass to all those whiney bitches who, wanna call you a theif. If i am a theif because i don't want to call microsuck and have phonesex with the fags to setup my xp, then i don't think i should have to. I purchased my copy by the way, its bad enough bill gates has to wipe his ass with hundreds while us poor saps have to grovel to him just to
use our own frigin computers.
By the way I am not a thief for the record, I like to be considerd a treasure hunter.
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Sorry I had to quote all of that. But i'm just curious to how people find out how to manipulate windows like this. Or any program for that matter. Knowing what to type, and what numbers to put where, so on and so forth. And I don't want to hear "Someone else showed me." That doesn't answer the question. Is there some master comp user that knows all and teaches the willing? Cause I want to take his class.
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