WIN XP *GOD* CONFIG

[Judge]

ok here is the situation. i have a *new* winxp pro disc , its my friends. he already installed it on his system. I want to know if there is a program or a batch file that someone can make or post here that when i put in the winxp cd it will do the following.

1. create a slip unatended install .img

that .img will have a cracked activation and serial. all the windows updates, Service Pack 1 fixes. and the reg tweaks , dx9.0b , power toys, all the cool programs ex: nero, isobuster, messenger 6.0, other cool software.and hacked settings, all the drivers i need plus set them up automaticaly and crack the software.

2. create the whole thing for me , all i have to do is burn , put it into my system and do a boot from cd, sit back and ill come back 30 min later , with a RAW kick ass install , no activation, all nice and ready for me to just start using it , without having to fix drivers and do windows updates. http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'\' />

there are some REALLY REALLY SMART PLP that can do this at a blink of an eye , and plz dont post where i can do unatended installs forum and how to edit my setupp.ini , i know and have seen all that .. i just want a batch program that does EVERYTHING!!!!! for me , im lazy , its in my nature..srry
like for example,  the program is named    

XPGOD.EXE
DOUBLE CLICK on it and it says , " please insert winxp pro disc"
I insert the disc and says " wait while creating .IMG"
2 min later it says ".img is done and ready to burn"
Thats it ,, all done!! i Burn using a img burner and i have my **XPGOD** disc

and when the puter is loading up it looks like this

[~RuMoR~]

Damn

If you find such a thing, I want it to
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[RuMoR]

[quote name=\'~RuMoR~\' date=\'Dec 9 2003, 11:33 AM\']Damn

If you find such a thing, I want it to
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 http://www.hytekcomputer.com/Articles/XPIn...Install/5.shtml

[Judge]

Already seen that. Thats nothing more than a unatended install .. thats from MICROSOFT own cab files..   but we want a program that does everything for you.

1. it will copy all files from the winxp cdrom to a folder on your HD

2. it will batch and convert the nessary files for a unatended install

3. it will crack and bypass the the activation , just like the original hacked winxp pro disc that everyone got , all we had to do was put in the code: fckgw....

3. it will then put in all the nice reg tweake and updates for you as well as some nice programs , ex: nero, isobuster, powertoys, ect...

4. it will then crack all the software and reboot , all coming to a nice install that has everyhting you want


COMON PLP .. THERE ARE SOME SMART PEOPLE THAT CAN DO THIS , PLZ FOR US LAMERS!!! http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\'\' />

[Ummmm]

I want it too
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[koldkaos]

io goto http://www.hytekcomputer.com/Articles/XPIn...Install/5.shtml it was already mentioned and READ!!! the page u might be lazy but u cant be that lazy i hope? lol that tells u how to set it up for installing other programs (ie nero) automaticly afta install about halfway down the page.

[Amazed]

Well I was going to put something here about my impression of forums like this was for help and sharing knowledge, but I won't bother because I think you are evidently too lazy or stupid to read it.
An unattended install is not an unreasonable request but, in your own words, "we want a program that does everything for you" including software piracy.
It wouldn't be so bad if you were seeking the knowledge, but all you want is someone to do all the work for you and send you the exe.
Do you have someone to wipe your ass when you've had a crap or do you manage that yourself?