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Offline wizard2010

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« on: August 06, 2001, 07:46:12 PM »
MY [censored]TY WINSOWS

MS WINDOWS
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2001, 09:06:00 AM »
MS Doors

Opening doors to the future!

Yeah, I know it\'s dumb...

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if at first you dont succeed, call it version 1.0
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if at first you dont succeed, call it version 1.0

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2001, 03:08:19 PM »
How about:

Micro$hit Bill Gay SeXP Professional Edition
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2002, 06:57:09 AM »
What About crashes insted of windows

today M$ relesed  crashes xp pro, more crashes for you cash
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2002, 08:38:49 PM »
How about WindHoze, or maybe even MSWOS (Microsoft Windows Operating System. Personally, I would like it much better if they scrapped Windows all together and just continued to develop DOS.
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2002, 09:37:23 AM »
LOL!! Thats exactly what I was thinking!

...or maybe \"Unstable\", \"Linux Wannabe\".
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2002, 02:26:47 PM »
WinCrap
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2002, 07:41:55 PM »
PAINED
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2003, 09:59:56 PM »
Alternate names for Windows:

Bluescreen
Fragments
BrokenGlass
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2003, 09:54:36 PM »
LOL, I still Like WinDoze ....
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2005, 11:23:16 AM »
What about [color=\"blue\"]PATCHES[/color]?

Because Windows is nothing more than the basic with loads of patches to patch up the patches that patched up the previous patches, which unwittingly caused a problem. http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />  http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />  http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':angry:\' />  http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':lol:\' />  http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':rolleyes:\' />  http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':(\' />  http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':o\' />
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2005, 02:50:34 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2005, 05:06:39 PM »
Windows Windex, Special ED
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2005, 05:59:41 PM »
MS
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2005, 06:00:54 PM »
Hey, STFU, stop being off topic, I had it, why don't the moderators do something about this?

MS [censored]
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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2005, 06:01:54 PM »
[quote name=\'shmee11789\' date=\'Feb 28 2005, 09:42 PM\']yeah windows is gay....no one wants to pay $300 for a gay operation system. someday soon someone else is gonna design a much better OS and micrsoft's monopoly will go bye bye.
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There is ALREADY an OS that is far superior

it's name is Linux
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« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2005, 11:45:14 PM »
http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':rolleyes:\' /> it should be called big macgrowsoft lol



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« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2005, 06:37:03 AM »
Erm.. Microhard? Lol ^^
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« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2005, 03:16:28 AM »
hey what about if someone make a new operating system
for free so we dont have to hack them
for new windows name
bgates
mean bill gate [censored]
im dum i know
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« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2005, 07:15:26 PM »
They should make a new version and call it this:

Micro$uck has combined the power of it's three crappiest operating system, Windows CE, Windows ME, Windows NT, to make the new OS  - Windows CeMeNT, as dumb as a brick and as hard as a rock.

P.S. here's a site 4 more M$ and Bill Gate$ funny's http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/
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