Âîéíà ÊÍÄÐ è Àìåðèêè!!!

[PatriotUSSR]

Íàðîä!!! Íåóæåëè âû íå âèäèòå?! Îòêðîéòå ãëàçà!!!
Àìåðèêàíöû ñîâñåì çàæðàëèñü è îáíàãëåëè!!! Îáâèíÿþò íè â ÷¸ì íåïîâèííóþ ñòðàíó ÊÍÄÐ â òîì, â ÷¸ì ñàìà Àìåðèêà è âèíîâàòà!!!
Âîò-âîò ðàçðàçèòñÿ ÿäåðíàÿ âîéíà! Ðîññèÿ íå æàëååò ÿäåðíûõ òåõíîëîãèé è ìàòåðèàëîâ äëÿ ÊÍÄÐ, è ÏÐÀÂÈËÜÍÎ äåëàåò!
 ÏÓÑÒÜ ÀÌÅÐÈÊÀÍÖÛ ÏÎ×ÓÂÑÒÂÓÞ ÇÀÏÀÕ ßÄÅÐÍÎÃÎ ÓÄÀÐÀ!
Ìèðîâûå íîâîñòè óæå ïèøóò î ïàíèêå ïî âñåì øòàòàì, à êàê ñàìè ßïîíèþ áîìáèëè - òàì èì íàïëåâàòü áûëî íà ìèëëèîíû ëþäåé, êîòîðûõ îíè ïðèíèìàëè çà ïîäîïûòíûõ ìûøåê?!
À ñåãîäíÿ êðóïíåéøèå Ðîññèéñêèå íîâîñòíûå ñàéòû ñîîáùèëè î ïåðâûõ ÿäåðíûõ èñïûòàíèÿõ ÿäåðíîãî îðóæèÿ ñâåðõäàëüíåãî äåéñòâèÿ, êîòîðûå ÓÑÏÅØÍÎ ïðîøëè â ÊÍÄÐ!

ÓÐÀ! ÓÐÀ! ÓÐÀ!

P.S. Âñå - ïî áóíêåðàì, è æèâåå. Íèêòî, íèêîãäà âàñ íå áóäåò ïðåäóïðåæäàòü î ÿäåðíîì óäàðå. Òàêèå çàïóñêè ÂÑÅÃÄÀ ïðîèçâîäÿòñÿ â ñòðîæàéøåì ñåêðåòå è, êàê ïðàâèëî, íà íåñêîëüêî ñóòîê ðàíüøå çàïëàíèðîâàííîãî ñðîêà - ýôôåêò àáñîëþòíîé íåîæèäàííîñòè.

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Moved this to idle chat, I wasn't exactly sure where to put it

This is the best that I can translate what your saying

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People!!! Really you do not see?! Open eyes!!!
Americans absolutely zazhralis also have become impudent!!! Accuse of what nepovinnuju the country KNDR in in what America and is guilty!!!
Just about nuclear war will burst! Russia does not regret nuclear technologies and materials for KNDR, and CORRECTLY does!
LET AMERICANS I SHALL feel the SMELL of the NUCLEAR ATTACK!
World news already write about a panic on all staffs and how Japan bombed - there it to spit was on millions people which they accepted for experimental myshek?!
And today the largest Russian news sites have informed on the first nuclear tests of the nuclear weapon of long-distance action which have successfully passed in KNDR!

HURRAH! HURRAH! HURRAH!

P.S. All - on bunkers, and zhivee. Anybody, will never warn you of a nuclear attack. Such starts are always made in the strict secret and, as a rule, for some day before the planned term - effect of absolute unexpectedness.

[Anti-USSR]

Wtf I guess all russians are crazy.  http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':blink:\' />

[Allanon]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you!