AUTOING
dear jagexs
i am so sorry for autoin but i did not do it i have proof listen to me.i was walkin down the steert from burger king and a black motha facka jumped ma white ass i [censored]e my self.he took me to his crib and anal raped me in the ass now i can't [censored] rite.he took my runescape account and autoed on it. know i am cutin my self,not eatin, takein like 5punds of cocan everyday waight to die or be unbanned.
thanks for your time, (insert name here)
Dear Jagex.
I am [censored]ing sorry for [censored]ing using [censored]ing macroming u ficking ass whole, [censored]ing unban me, or i wil l [censored]ign take this to the court because i am a [censored]ing 40 yearold [censored]ing lawyer, you [censored]ing ass hole. i spent so much tme on my [censored]ing account you just jeloys yu cant afford of making a account bitches. Gues what,. by the [censored]ing time I am done writing this, I will be already fuki you in the wildy, which my plastic dildo, you [censored]ign ahh hole, so [censored]ing un ban me you fcuking bastards!
thanks for your time, (insert name here)
POINTLESS GET-TO-THE POINT APPEALS
dear [censored] faces
gimm my mothaa [censored]in account back or i ll have to pop a cap up yo motha [censored]in ass bithc. u heard bitch u in ma area now the pimp. do u gimm ma account back nd u won't get shot with ma 9 what konw bitch. o ya i am makin a [censored]in fedral case out of dis [censored] [censored] in talkin my [censored]in acc away for not autoing i say u [censored]in jagexs hacked my acc and [censored]in autoed on it so uck u coak suckers.
thanks for your time, (insert name here)
OOPS SORRY FOR CUSSING AT YOU
Dear Jagex,
I'm really sorry for what i've said, u see.. This giant pigeon flew into my window and i was like..WHAT? It started tap dancing on my keyboard and hitting enter in same time. I would have stopped it but i wanted my camera to record it for proof.It just didn't occur to me at the time. Am i making sence or are u to stupid to understand?
Anyway Thx,
(INSERT NAME HERE)
