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Offline lechilka26

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Best joke ever ;)
« on: August 25, 2006, 07:32:45 PM »
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Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />)) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.  
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.  
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.  
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

isn't it aholy truth http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />)?
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2006, 06:11:32 AM »
wasnt funny but true
Transactions:

- Made Avvy for carniks (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]

- Made Avvy for pure ownage noob (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]

- Made Avvy for Mr.Moneybaggs (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]

- Bought 1 mil from Mercer for $10 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]successful (Very trusted)[/color]

- Bought items from mercer $5 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]

- Bought 5 mil from mercer $42 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]

- Bought 10 mil from mercer $82 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]



Total Spent: $139

Total Mills: 16 mill



BUYING MILLS ADD ME ON MSN : [email protected]

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Best joke ever ;)
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2006, 11:51:47 AM »
Semi true but offensive to women?

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Best joke ever ;)
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2006, 10:58:24 PM »
Haha, very funny.

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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2006, 10:02:46 AM »
lmao. Pretty good, even tho women might be offended

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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2006, 02:25:27 PM »
LOL cool
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Best joke ever ;)
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2006, 09:43:21 PM »
Mostly true
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MSN: Pureblood@rs2
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Total Amount of MM's and Item Transfers:128[/color]









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Best joke ever ;)
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2006, 11:17:36 PM »
i got a good chuckle out of it








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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2006, 03:56:59 PM »
wooo so funny lol
Transactions:

- Made Avvy for carniks (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]

- Made Avvy for pure ownage noob (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]

- Made Avvy for Mr.Moneybaggs (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]

- Bought 1 mil from Mercer for $10 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]successful (Very trusted)[/color]

- Bought items from mercer $5 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]

- Bought 5 mil from mercer $42 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]

- Bought 10 mil from mercer $82 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]



Total Spent: $139

Total Mills: 16 mill



BUYING MILLS ADD ME ON MSN : [email protected]