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lechilka26
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Best joke ever ;)
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August 25, 2006, 07:32:45 PM »
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Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny
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Why it is good to be a man?
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
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16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time
.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
.
20. You can open all your own jars
.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
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27. No maxi-pads
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28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends
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29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors
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30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
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31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes
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32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
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33. Your belly usually hides your big hips
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isn't it aholy truth
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T0T4L3D
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Best joke ever ;)
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Reply #1 on:
August 26, 2006, 06:11:32 AM »
wasnt funny but true
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- Made Avvy for carniks (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]
- Made Avvy for pure ownage noob (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]
- Made Avvy for Mr.Moneybaggs (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]
- Bought 1 mil from Mercer for $10 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]successful (Very trusted)[/color]
- Bought items from mercer $5 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]
- Bought 5 mil from mercer $42 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]
- Bought 10 mil from mercer $82 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]
Total Spent: $139
Total Mills: 16 mill
BUYING MILLS ADD ME ON MSN :
[email protected]
Chocolate Chocobo
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Best joke ever ;)
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Reply #2 on:
August 26, 2006, 11:51:47 AM »
Semi true but offensive to women?
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ReD-ALeRt
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Best joke ever ;)
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Reply #3 on:
August 26, 2006, 10:58:24 PM »
Haha, very funny.
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MDK2
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Best joke ever ;)
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Reply #4 on:
August 27, 2006, 10:02:46 AM »
lmao. Pretty good, even tho women might be offended
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boom
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Best joke ever ;)
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Reply #5 on:
August 27, 2006, 02:25:27 PM »
LOL cool
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RS_BOOM@HOT MAIL.COM
Trades:
Sold 50M gp to propillaz - success
Bought a sig from bluesmoke - success
Sold a santa to freja - success
Sold lvl 113 acc to dsa - success
Sold 5M to propillaz - success
Bought 50M from munn - success
Bought lvl 119 from le3t 0wnz03r
Bought red party hat from varblane - scammed
Bought 23M from kthxpl0xpwnpls - success
Bought 200M from badboy - success
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Pureblood
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Best joke ever ;)
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Reply #6 on:
August 27, 2006, 09:43:21 PM »
Mostly true
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MSN: Pureblood@rs2
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Total Amount of Money MMed and Item Transfered: 766 Mil
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White Fire
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Best joke ever ;)
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Reply #7 on:
August 27, 2006, 11:17:36 PM »
i got a good chuckle out of it
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SOLD LEVEL 88 TO BLUESMOKE NO MIDDLEMAN HE WENT FIRST GREAT TRADE! BLUE HAS MY TRUST!
T0T4L3D
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Posts: 230
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Best joke ever ;)
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Reply #8 on:
August 28, 2006, 03:56:59 PM »
wooo so funny lol
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Transactions:
- Made Avvy for carniks (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]
- Made Avvy for pure ownage noob (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]
- Made Avvy for Mr.Moneybaggs (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]succesful[/color]
- Bought 1 mil from Mercer for $10 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]successful (Very trusted)[/color]
- Bought items from mercer $5 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]
- Bought 5 mil from mercer $42 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]
- Bought 10 mil from mercer $82 (No MM i went first)- [color=\"#33CC00\"]Successful (Very trusted)[/color]
Total Spent: $139
Total Mills: 16 mill
BUYING MILLS ADD ME ON MSN :
[email protected]
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