[quote name=\'Febreazee\' post=\'430439\' date=\'Jun 7 2008, 12:54 AM\']THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?[/quote]
Well you see lad, when the Jeff was little, many years before the corn of time had popped, the pudding fell from the abyss.
This, lead to a series of event, which then caused lead poisoning
So you see, many years ago there was this man, he peddled children on the streets of Sarajevo.
This is very important because the hats were multi-colored and therefore magical.
So as it turned out the left was actual orange juice and phone was the Muffin Man the whole time.