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« on: July 05, 2008, 09:44:16 PM »
From JB Lee to the Toilet

Hey um this may seem odd but i have held this inside for so long and I drank three 6packs of sunkist this morning and I really have to go to the bathroom.
After seeing you in the bathroom, i knew i had someone to pee in.... Ok

My other toilet abuses me. He went into the garage and got a hula hoop and 2 jump ropes and made me stare at his plunger. He never touched the hula hoop again but I wanted to mention it anyway. Then he forced me to go outside and invited a bunch of his friends over to group flush me.... OK. It felt good a little but it was bad. Thn my friend came over and told me my other toilet was going to have a flush party and everyone would flush me again but I liked it because he was my friend and he flushed me with passion, and then he said he wasn't going to wait for a party and flushed me. I was leaking everywhere.... OK.

I am sorry if you don't think this was approiate to do into you, and i wanted to let you know how badly you might be emotionaly scared....

now the reason i was pretending to not have to pee, is so if my my other toilet checked the internet log, he wouldn't think i went out the window.....  i just need to "pee" so he doesn't notice and i don't get hurt http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':(\' />
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2008, 09:44:33 PM »
Stop Reading My Name wants a golden shower
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2008, 09:45:33 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2008, 09:50:57 PM »
For some odd reason this story seems really familiar i just can't put a finger on it
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2008, 09:51:53 PM »
Take draino before and there will draino gas




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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2008, 09:53:30 PM »
This is serious, I even had my friend the one who flushed me and i liked it sine up fo thetechguide so because my other toilet might find out. His name is the secret flusher.

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2008, 09:53:36 PM »
I hate women I really do. Clearly society is not how it should be. Women are useless. They can’t do anything without men – the computer you’re using right now, who made that? A [censored]ing man, that’s who. Women just leech off men. This is why I want to rape and kill women, I hate their stupid faces. They behave like animals, drinking and having boyfriends. So I will treat them like animals, I will drag them thought the dirt before I slit their throats. Go ahead, call me a virgin. Call me a faggot. Call me whatever – I know I’m right, and secretly so do you.

Think about it TTG - in cave man times what purpose would woman serve. They would be begging men for food in exchange for sex and getting raped. Seriously, how has society gone so wrong? Women get paid to become pregnant because they behave like whores, they are paid to create more drug addicts to plague an already overpopulated world. Society is manipulated to ensure a “level playing field” to correct the “pay gap” created by women’s lack of skill and motivation.

Name one job a woman can do better than a man that doesn't involve children. Name one woman who did something of historical significance. In a future utopian society women will be kept in cages and fed raw meat like the animals they are. When they have their period they will be segregated from the rest of the women and put in a dark hole in the ground. When a woman needs to use the toilet they must use another woman's cupped hands, then use the poo to make a soup.

Then when they eat the soup we will round them up by whipping there chubby thighs and whooping "Shakka zulu! Shakka zulu!" until they are all back in there cages. We then being the sorting. Women will be sorted into different categories -- fat and ugly. The fat ones will be used as transport and a source of food, while the ugly ones will be shaved and coated in a viscous lubricant and forced to fight in an arena. The survivor gets to mate with the other women.
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2008, 09:57:02 PM »
[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'434751\' date=\'Jul 5 2008, 10:08 PM\']This is serious, I even had my friend the one who flushed me and i liked it sine up fo thetechguide so because my other toilet might find out. His name is the secret flusher.[/quote]

It's true!

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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2008, 09:58:18 PM »
[quote name=\'The Secret Flusher\' post=\'434756\' date=\'Jul 5 2008, 10:12 PM\']It's true![/quote]
See!

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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2008, 09:59:26 PM »
<penetrated by Jibbles>
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2008, 10:04:32 PM »
[quote name=\'Pureblood\' post=\'434758\' date=\'Jul 5 2008, 10:14 PM\']this is really starting to seem really familiar i just don't know why[/quote]
becuz when ppl lok at yo face 2nite they will die of laughter.

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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2008, 10:04:55 PM »

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    IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT FUCKER AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

    SO CALL (562) 493-5951 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2008, 10:07:40 PM »
This reminds me of a time that me and my good buddy, Jim were bored so we walked on down to the old store that used to sell corn to malnourished pigeons.  Needless to say there was a gang of clown enthusiasts who weren't the fondest of the shoe styles my buddy Jim and I were wearing.  We ended up getting into a bout of fisticuffs with the fellows, and became the town heroes.

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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2008, 10:08:53 PM »
[quote name=\'Allanon\' post=\'434761\' date=\'Jul 5 2008, 10:22 PM\']This reminds me of a time that me and my good buddy, Jim were bored so we walked on down to the old store that used to sell corn to malnourished pigeons.  Needless to say there was a gang of clown enthusiasts who weren't the fondest of the shoe styles my buddy Jim and I were wearing.  We ended up getting into a bout of fisticuffs with the fellows, and became the town heroes.

If you ever see these people, tell 'em that one eyed Jeff sent you and they'll get to a scurrying.

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The little one is a faggot.

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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2008, 10:18:53 PM »
[quote name=\'Pureblood\' post=\'434748\' date=\'Jul 5 2008, 10:05 PM\']i just can't put a finger on it[/quote]
then take it out of your ass first

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« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2008, 10:19:21 PM »
<edited by JB Lee>
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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2008, 06:52:54 AM »
JB Lee i always thought you were so nice..... your a cunt JB LEE A C_U_N_T C-U-N-T dirty uncleaned one to! You are a toilet filed with [censored]@ then you just..... just wow....good bye world....
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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2008, 10:50:48 AM »
[quote name=\'Depressed lover\' post=\'434794\' date=\'Jul 6 2008, 07:07 AM\']good bye world....[/quote]
buh bye

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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2008, 11:02:12 AM »
What the [censored] did you guys do to me on here. I just got a call from myself saying goodbye and then I hung up!

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« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2008, 11:19:01 AM »
[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'434815\' date=\'Jul 6 2008, 09:17 AM\'][/quote]
I like to read books upside down too.
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