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« Reply #60 on: July 25, 2008, 12:39:22 AM »
[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'438091\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 12:52 AM\'][color=\"#000000\"]Checkmate![/color]
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i do believe i've just lost the game, good sir.
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[/font][color=\"#9932cc\"]Scamming started with one person who wanted to make a profit so he started taking people for there accounts..I cant believe scammers dont feel guilt in themselves. Taking rs gp or an account away from maybe a 10 year old kid that worked night and day on his account that he loved. Scamming happened to all of us and need to stop right now. Some scammers don't even think that they might of made a 11 year old kid cry..I hope we can all stop scamming and play with trustworthiness. If you support this, put this in your sig. Thank you!!! Make thetechguide a better place![/color]

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« Reply #61 on: July 25, 2008, 12:40:14 AM »
I have this birth defect it's really bad.. lookit...

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« Reply #62 on: July 25, 2008, 12:42:08 AM »
They call me the rhymenocerous
Not because I'm fat
Not because I've got birds on my back
Because I'm horny, I'm horny
When I'm on the mic
I'm like global warming
You can't ignore me
In the bedroom I'm the gentleman
All the ladies come before me
Check your yellow pages I'm a registered rhymenaecologist
Now I'm passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus


They call me the hiphop-potamus
My lyrics are bottomless


Sometimes my rhymes are obscene
Described as smutty, pornographic scene that's r18
They're so filthy, I feel guilty
I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine
Like when I rap about those bitches smothered in margarine
Hahahaha
(gun sound affects)
(spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent
Sorry about that one, you have a go


They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!


Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
What, what, what, why, why, why?


Be more constructive with your feedback


Because I rap about reality
both guys:
Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?
Ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey-ho


Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling

I'm freestylin just on the microphone
On the bbc, on the bbc
I'm just freestylin on the bbc
Um British broadcasting company
i'm just basically making this [censored] up as I go along
Basically just free
Just basically from the top of my dome
Sometimes it's not so good

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant
Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches know, should know
I'm trying to correct this
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« Reply #63 on: July 25, 2008, 12:43:19 AM »
[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'438097\' date=\'Jul 24 2008, 11:57 PM\']They call me the rhymenocerous
Not because I'm fat
Not because I've got birds on my back
Because I'm horny, I'm horny
When I'm on the mic
I'm like global warming
You can't ignore me
In the bedroom I'm the gentleman
All the ladies come before me
Check your yellow pages I'm a registered rhymenaecologist
Now I'm passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus


They call me the hiphop-potamus
My lyrics are bottomless


Sometimes my rhymes are obscene
Described as smutty, pornographic scene that's r18
They're so filthy, I feel guilty
I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine
Like when I rap about those bitches smothered in margarine
Hahahaha
(gun sound affects)
(spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent
Sorry about that one, you have a go


They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!


Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
What, what, what, why, why, why?


Be more constructive with your feedback


Because I rap about reality
both guys:
Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?
Ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey-ho


Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling

I'm freestylin just on the microphone
On the bbc, on the bbc
I'm just freestylin on the bbc
Um British broadcasting company
i'm just basically making this [censored] up as I go along
Basically just free
Just basically from the top of my dome
Sometimes it's not so good

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant
Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches know, should know
I'm trying to correct this[/quote]

Wow, I just spontaneously combusted and read that at the same time.
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« Reply #64 on: July 25, 2008, 12:44:45 AM »
THE WORLD JUST DIVIDED BY 0.....
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« Reply #65 on: July 25, 2008, 12:45:28 AM »
[quote name=\'ahrim\' post=\'438101\' date=\'Jul 24 2008, 11:59 PM\']THE WORLD JUST DIVIDED BY 0.....[/quote]

Keep on rockin in the free world...
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« Reply #66 on: July 25, 2008, 12:46:00 AM »
[quote name=\'Cainan\' post=\'438099\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 12:58 AM\']Wow, I just spontaneously combusted and read that at the same time.[/quote]
Look man, whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is fine with me, but you don't need to fill us in on your nasty masturbation habits.

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Oh, and for your "spontaneous" problem, they make a pill for that:

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« Reply #67 on: July 25, 2008, 12:46:58 AM »
[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'438103\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 12:01 AM\']Look man, whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is fine with me, but you don't need to fill us in on your nasty masturbation habits.

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Oh, and for your "spontaneous" problem, they make a pill for that:

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Thatnks man been lookin everywhere for that stuff.
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« Reply #68 on: July 25, 2008, 12:49:20 AM »
and yet again! the league of justice saves the day!!
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[/font][color=\"#9932cc\"]Scamming started with one person who wanted to make a profit so he started taking people for there accounts..I cant believe scammers dont feel guilt in themselves. Taking rs gp or an account away from maybe a 10 year old kid that worked night and day on his account that he loved. Scamming happened to all of us and need to stop right now. Some scammers don't even think that they might of made a 11 year old kid cry..I hope we can all stop scamming and play with trustworthiness. If you support this, put this in your sig. Thank you!!! Make thetechguide a better place![/color]

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« Reply #69 on: July 25, 2008, 12:50:26 AM »
[quote name=\'ahrim\' post=\'438107\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 12:04 AM\']and yet again! the league of justice saves the day!!
[/quote]

As much as I hate to say it, Superman can't help me with my problem.
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« Reply #70 on: July 25, 2008, 12:50:38 AM »
[quote name=\'ahrim\' post=\'438107\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 01:04 AM\']and yet again! the league of justice saves the day!![/quote]
No, NO!

You're always the battleship. I wanna be the battleship this time.

You can be the shoe...
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« Reply #71 on: July 25, 2008, 12:51:44 AM »
[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'438109\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 12:05 AM\']No, NO!

You're always the battleship. I wanna be the battleship this time.

You can be the shoe...[/quote]

No, It's my turn!

Mommy! bugger won't share!
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« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2008, 12:53:15 AM »
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« Reply #73 on: July 25, 2008, 12:53:23 AM »
fine fine, i'll be the shoe but i get to start with all the properties.
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traded lvl 74 range tank for a lvl 91 main to[color=\"#ff0000\"] robot 99[/color]-[color=\"#0000ff\"]successful[/color]

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[/font][color=\"#9932cc\"]Scamming started with one person who wanted to make a profit so he started taking people for there accounts..I cant believe scammers dont feel guilt in themselves. Taking rs gp or an account away from maybe a 10 year old kid that worked night and day on his account that he loved. Scamming happened to all of us and need to stop right now. Some scammers don't even think that they might of made a 11 year old kid cry..I hope we can all stop scamming and play with trustworthiness. If you support this, put this in your sig. Thank you!!! Make thetechguide a better place![/color]

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« Reply #74 on: July 25, 2008, 12:54:34 AM »
I want the olive colored crayon!
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« Reply #75 on: July 25, 2008, 12:56:56 AM »
you can't have the olive colored crayon, it was lost in the fire of 86!! my word, how could you be so insensitive?
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[/font][color=\"#9932cc\"]Scamming started with one person who wanted to make a profit so he started taking people for there accounts..I cant believe scammers dont feel guilt in themselves. Taking rs gp or an account away from maybe a 10 year old kid that worked night and day on his account that he loved. Scamming happened to all of us and need to stop right now. Some scammers don't even think that they might of made a 11 year old kid cry..I hope we can all stop scamming and play with trustworthiness. If you support this, put this in your sig. Thank you!!! Make thetechguide a better place![/color]

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« Reply #76 on: July 25, 2008, 12:57:25 AM »
[quote name=\'ahrim\' post=\'438113\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 01:08 AM\']fine fine, i'll be the shoe but i get to start with all the properties.[/quote]
Ok, but we lost most of the cards. All that's left is the catholic school with the whore house and illegal drug store on each side, the place that sells actual size replica's of scale size replica's of the Eiffel Tower. the ginger bread house supply store/blood donation clinic, and Purebloods house. I'll let you start with everything but Purebloods house. I love shrimpies, and I myself and in the mood for some.........

....DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT!
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« Reply #77 on: July 25, 2008, 12:58:12 AM »
[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'438118\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 12:12 AM\']Ok, but we lost most of the cards. All that's left is the catholic school with the whore house and illegal drug store on each side, the place that sells actual size replica's of scale size replica's of the Eiffel Tower. the ginger bread house supply store/blood donation clinic, and Purebloods house. I'll let you start with everything but Purebloods house. I love shrimpies, and I myself and in the mood for some.........

....DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT![/quote]

No silly, babies come from trees.
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« Reply #78 on: July 25, 2008, 12:59:06 AM »
[quote name=\'JB Lee\' post=\'438118\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 01:12 AM\']Ok, but we lost most of the cards. All that's left is the catholic school with the whore house and illegal drug store on each side, the place that sells actual size replica's of scale size replica's of the Eiffel Tower. the ginger bread house supply store/blood donation clinic, and Purebloods house. I'll let you start with everything but Purebloods house. I love shrimpies, and I myself and in the mood for some.........

....DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT![/quote]


no deal! i'll trade you all my properties for the olive colored crayon.
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[/font][color=\"#9932cc\"]Scamming started with one person who wanted to make a profit so he started taking people for there accounts..I cant believe scammers dont feel guilt in themselves. Taking rs gp or an account away from maybe a 10 year old kid that worked night and day on his account that he loved. Scamming happened to all of us and need to stop right now. Some scammers don't even think that they might of made a 11 year old kid cry..I hope we can all stop scamming and play with trustworthiness. If you support this, put this in your sig. Thank you!!! Make thetechguide a better place![/color]

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« Reply #79 on: July 25, 2008, 12:59:52 AM »
[quote name=\'Cainan\' post=\'438119\' date=\'Jul 25 2008, 01:13 AM\']No silly, babies come from trees.[/quote]
And where do you think tree's come from?

Exactly...

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