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OMG! NW Iowa sucks right now lol
« on: December 08, 2008, 05:39:39 PM »
ok heres the story....And know that im wearing my Army Uniform
Was going to leave school when about 3 hours before it got out it started raning....freezing rain lol....i stay after a lil to hang with my GF cuz she has dance squad practice, and yea..chill a lil while i can since i cant much after school, what with HA, and Army [censored]...
ANYWAAAYS,i get done w/ her and go outside....first its like 31 degrees out lol...frosty wind....
I get to my 94 Stang http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />, and it and every other car outside thats left are covered in at least a half in of ice on every window lol
So yea..this other semi wierd chick but hot in a way girl was scrapping off her car and she was just like THIS [censored]ING SUCKS !!! haha...i helped her out with her windows...that took at least 30 minutes...then i go to my car and start on it...all the sudden  (lmfao) here come three of my
best friends just RUNNING fast at me from across the lot, and remember that there is also a [censored] load of SLICK ice on the ground haha....well they are at least15 yards away from me at this point...And when they get..ima say 30 feet away..they just dive (puposely) head first ont o the ground
 and slide the entire way to me lol..with ice scrapers....ahah they get up fast and are just like
" SIR, WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU DEFEAT THIS EVIL BITCH WE CALL ICE THAT IS COMPROMISING YOUR MISSION, TO GET HOME, SIR!!!" i was justl ike..u guys are [censored]ing retards(laughin my ass off at the time), cuz they always do stupid [censored] like that ha...anyways.
.they get to helping me and it took maybe still 20-25 minutes to get all of it off, anyways we get it
all off and i was just like....thanks? they just kept standing there.....and i was justl ike...wtf u want now haha...and they said " We want YOU" lol..so i started chasing them through the lot...
and yea...i started helping out other ppls with their windows and what not.
...it was all in a good fun cause.... it was a lil nipply ..but it was fun....the whole time we were all
 just [censored]ing around scrapin ice at eachother purposely and sliding on the ice and seeing how far we could slide...
anyways..
I got back to my car and  im gettin ready to pull out of the spot and drive off when i look behind
and my friends are waving me back..so i go up and around this one post...slowly..and i still did a [censored]in
 360 in my car haha...mind you its a RWD car..so that doesnt help...
and they are just laughing there asses off...anyways i get near to them and whip it to the side and do a
 half ass drift like right infron of them...and me and my friends are the kind of ppl so purposely jump in
front of eachothers cars when they are barely moving or arent and just act like retards lol...anyways...
my friend Austin jumps back by the rear left side and im slowly comin to a stop and i literally hit him
and he go [censored]in sliding like 15 feet hahaha....i [censored]in jump outta the car and was like DUDE lol...
he just had the most joyful look and yet suprised look ive ever seen on him hahah..he wasa like
THAT WAS [censored]ING SWEET ! haha...anyways i get what they needed...and im bout to drive off
when Connor tries to do the Dukes of Hazzard [censored] across the front of my car....well...there is still
ice on there..alot ..cuz we didnt bother to scrape that (paint) and he goes flying across there
 faster than he normally does when he does that [censored]..and he goes to plant his feet when
he get off on the ther side...well his feet slip and he falls flat on his ass/back ..lmfao....
we all couldnt stop lauging cuz he was just smiling and laughing also..
ahhh the memories......
that will stay with me forecer.....so fun hah...
anways..
Just saying this was a random..fun moment after school...
and just saying that it is extremely Icy up here in NW Ia...and its worse in a few other spots...
but yea..haa
You don't need to know things -.- lol

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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 07:16:41 PM »
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[color=\"#ff0000\"]Bad Trades: 1

[color=\"#ff8c00\"]Uncompleted Trades:5

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[color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#ff8c00\"]>Paintballer121 making pure (85 wood cutting 90+ fire making)account for him for leveling 88-99 cooking - Uncompleted - My Account got hijacked[/color]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Trained Death Angel07's Obby Pure as a gift of my gratitude for he will be MMing for me got 7 levels- Completed

[color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"]>Trained Gilfer88s Strength Hybrid levels 52-65 strength for 1million gold pieces - I canceled on him, but required no payment after level 56 strength so he was ok with it.[/color]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Trained Gilfer88s Attack levels 30-40 for free - Completed

[color=\"#ff8c00\"]>Bought a pure off Im a G -Failed, he wanted me to go first (lol he joined today?)

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought a starting DDSER from trickery, i went first - Completed

[color=\"#0000ff\"]>Got a freebie acc from Trickery - Very good! - Completed

>Got a free Sig from Pyro Raccoon- EXTREMELY WELL MADE - Completed

[color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#ffa500\"]>Bought Zerker Pure off I loretab I for 10m - Uncompleted - Would not take 25$ eBay gift card instead

>Bought 10 million gold from Mindlogiczero - Uncompleted, would not take the prepaid 25$ eBay gift card

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Sold British Legion a member pin for a lvl 78 main - Completed

[color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"]>Pyro Raccoon and Had had a bad trade by getting me over charged on my phone, getting him pin anyway - Finally completed! TY for pin everlasting death![/color]

[color=\"#ff8c00\"]>Bought 3 accounts off Trickery for $45 - British Legion MM'd - British Couldn't get on for many days so we called off trade[/color]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought Starting STR pure from Mr K (he went first)- Success

>Bought Pin from Everlasting Death - Success very fast, I went first.

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[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought 2 pins off Everylasting Death (I went first)- Completed GREAT GUY![/color] [color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought a gmauler off Rubyknight54 - Completed - Nice Smooth trade[/color]

[color=\"#ff0000\"]>Had YelYel1 train my fletching 1-70. He changed pass in the middle of it and I can not recover because it is a phished account. - FAILED (could not recover)[/color]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Gave 2m to Pota Potey for his starting range/bher/gmauler - Completed[/color][/b]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought 1 month target card from Painballer121 Death Angel07 MM'd - Success[/color][/font][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ff8c00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"] [/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ff8c00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#0000ff\"][color=\"#000000\"]

>Scammed Kaousono 14.5m - I got all cash

>Scammed slingshot lvl 103+3 - I got acc - never recoved

>Sold 103+3 to ever lasting death for 2 pins - Easy 3.2m profit!

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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 07:22:41 PM »
did i say i was asking for a rating ??
No i was just writing a lil funny/stupid story that happened today....
You don't need to know things -.- lol

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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 01:49:13 AM »
That is a wall of text that I am not prepared to read.
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 11:58:33 PM »
Yeah... All I read from that was Evil Bitch and Army uniform...
[color=\"#696969\"]Bought a tank ranger from stephen, the mm stole my 9.7m and his account, the guy got his account back and the money was on it but he would not give me back my money - SCAMMED [/color]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]Bought 8m from Zimmy, berencam mmed (we each tipped 100k) - SUCCESSFUL

Bought melee pure from Timo for 5.5m, he went first no mm used - SUCCESSFUL

Swapped my pure for watdafoc's main, rs pure mmed - SUCCESSFUL

Bought 3m from lui, 50/50 trade - SUCCESSFUL

Bought 1m from lui, 50/50 trade - SUCCESSFUL

Bought 6m from lui, littefly mmed - SUCCESSFUL

Sold 2 months of membership to waqas for 2m, pureblood mmed - SUCCESSFUL

Bought lvl 83 Berserker pure off of Dr Tim for 6.1m, scron1x mmed - SUCCESSFUL

Sold a lvl 47 pure for 2k gpotatos ($20 worth) to Pyrokitty, I went first - SUCCESSFUL

Traded an acc for a pin from pinOi32, he went first - SUCCESSFUL (Recommended seller took less than 5 minutes)

Traded habbo.com stuff to ^ZC for an account with 5m on it, I went first - SUCCESSFUL

[color=\"#696969\"]Traded an account with 5m on it to Skill Fury for a lvl 90, he went first - SCAMMER

[color=\"#00ff00\"]Traded a barrows pure with rubyknight54 for 600k and a members pin, 50/50 trade - SUCCESSFUL

Traded a lvl 100 (96 f2p) with rubyknight54 for 1.5m and a members pin, he went first - SUCCESSFUL

Bought a lvl 69 pure with 94 mage from p0rt 0 p0tty, I went first - SUCCESSFUL

Bought two membership pins off gilfer88 for 3.2m, 50/50 trade - SUCCESSFUL

Firecaped for abdul ftw for 1m - SUCCESSFUL

Firecaped for pyrokitty for 2m - SUCCESSFUL

Firecaped for Rofl Rofl Noob for[/color][/color][/color][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#696969\"][color=\"#00ff00\"] 2.5[/color][/color][/color][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#696969\"][color=\"#00ff00\"]m - SUCCESSFUL

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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2008, 10:53:46 AM »
rofl @ the 360, London's frigging cold too!
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2008, 11:48:54 AM »
[quote name=\'Stop Reading My Name\' post=\'449797\' date=\'Dec 11 2008, 12:49 AM\']That is a wall of text that I am not prepared to read.[/quote]
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2008, 01:48:15 PM »
Lmao couldnt help. Ut laugh at sum of ur replies lawl.   N yaaaa
You don't need to know things -.- lol

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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2008, 09:58:01 AM »
I can't believe you would even attempt to drive in a half inch of ice with a rear wheel drive car.
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2008, 10:02:19 AM »
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[color=\"#ffff00\"]Processing Trades: 0

[color=\"#ff0000\"]Bad Trades: 1

[color=\"#ff8c00\"]Uncompleted Trades:5

[color=\"#0000ff\"]Frees : 9 Total Accounts

[color=\"#000000\"]I scammed on this account : 3 times

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>Death Angel07 Buying Member Pin From Me For Zamorak Plate (me first) - Great Trader

[color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#ff8c00\"]>Paintballer121 making pure (85 wood cutting 90+ fire making)account for him for leveling 88-99 cooking - Uncompleted - My Account got hijacked[/color]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Trained Death Angel07's Obby Pure as a gift of my gratitude for he will be MMing for me got 7 levels- Completed

[color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"]>Trained Gilfer88s Strength Hybrid levels 52-65 strength for 1million gold pieces - I canceled on him, but required no payment after level 56 strength so he was ok with it.[/color]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Trained Gilfer88s Attack levels 30-40 for free - Completed

[color=\"#ff8c00\"]>Bought a pure off Im a G -Failed, he wanted me to go first (lol he joined today?)

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought a starting DDSER from trickery, i went first - Completed

[color=\"#0000ff\"]>Got a freebie acc from Trickery - Very good! - Completed

>Got a free Sig from Pyro Raccoon- EXTREMELY WELL MADE - Completed

[color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#ffa500\"]>Bought Zerker Pure off I loretab I for 10m - Uncompleted - Would not take 25$ eBay gift card instead

>Bought 10 million gold from Mindlogiczero - Uncompleted, would not take the prepaid 25$ eBay gift card

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Sold British Legion a member pin for a lvl 78 main - Completed

[color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"]>Pyro Raccoon and Had had a bad trade by getting me over charged on my phone, getting him pin anyway - Finally completed! TY for pin everlasting death![/color]

[color=\"#ff8c00\"]>Bought 3 accounts off Trickery for $45 - British Legion MM'd - British Couldn't get on for many days so we called off trade[/color]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought Starting STR pure from Mr K (he went first)- Success

>Bought Pin from Everlasting Death - Success very fast, I went first.

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[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought 2 pins off Everylasting Death (I went first)- Completed GREAT GUY![/color] [color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought a gmauler off Rubyknight54 - Completed - Nice Smooth trade[/color]

[color=\"#ff0000\"]>Had YelYel1 train my fletching 1-70. He changed pass in the middle of it and I can not recover because it is a phished account. - FAILED (could not recover)[/color]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Gave 2m to Pota Potey for his starting range/bher/gmauler - Completed[/color][/b]

[color=\"#00ff00\"]>Bought 1 month target card from Painballer121 Death Angel07 MM'd - Success[/color][/font][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ff8c00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"] [/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ffff00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#ff8c00\"][color=\"#00ff00\"][color=\"#0000ff\"][color=\"#000000\"]

>Scammed Kaousono 14.5m - I got all cash

>Scammed slingshot lvl 103+3 - I got acc - never recoved

>Sold 103+3 to ever lasting death for 2 pins - Easy 3.2m profit!

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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2008, 04:28:37 AM »
Lol, I actually read every single bit of that. Please next time
don't
type
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this
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annoying
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skip
lines
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it
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confusing.

Just type like this. http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />

Anyway, good to see you back. http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\';)\' /> Will you be staying active for a while now?