Hey there little Timmy, do you want to sign up for a forum?
Of course you do! Step over here and let me show you how it's done!
First you must use, THE INTERNET.
The internet, what's thaaat?
Well Timmy, the Internet, or Interwebz, as it is commonly referred, is a series of tubes connecting the "users" computer boxes.
Wowy that sure sounds neato!
It is Timmy, it is! Are you on the Internet yet Timmy?
I am!
Good, now you want to avoid being what is called a NOOB. People will call you this if they are jealous of how you mine for fish, or any other common interwebz occurrence!
After this comes what you have finally been waiting for, joining the forum!
OH BOY!
Easy there Timmy, you don't want to just jump in there do you?
*nods*
hahahaha ok then Timmy, once you find your forum you need to pick a "username" to identify yourself and make yourself stand out among the other users of the forum.
Good now that you have your username, xXGunkiller732Xx, you are ready to post!
But I don't know how to post mister!
HAHAHAHAHA, get in the trunk!
Wha?
GET IN THE TRUNK!
*cue music*
THE END
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