Once upon a midnight dreary,
it was raining outside and pretty eerie.
It was dark and cold and ever so creepy.
So into her brother's room ran his sister, sleepy.
They cuddled, they fondled, they squeezed until bruises.
And when they woke up, they were covered in juices.
He will never forget that night and the tape,
and that's how it ends...Pureblood's first rape.