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Offline Sonic.

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« on: January 11, 2009, 03:42:30 PM »
This thread will be used for people who are to dumb to think of there own jokes so we will all post a good jokes.


 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her  family.  She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"  The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2009, 03:49:39 PM »
An annoying 12 year old british kid made a topic in the idle chat section of a certain near-dead tech site. The site's resident jackass made a post calling him a faggot.

Faggot.
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2009, 03:50:57 PM »
I guess JB dosent like me http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />
&* so you know i am not 12 http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2009, 03:59:16 PM »
[quote name=\'Sonic.\' post=\'455710\' date=\'Jan 11 2009, 02:50 PM\']I guess JB dosent like me http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':P\' />
&* so you know i am not 12 http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':)\' />[/quote]

Your sig makes you look 12.
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2009, 04:59:07 PM »
What the sig writing or the actual picture?
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2009, 05:05:17 PM »
Each makes you look 6, so added up they both make you look 12.
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2009, 05:19:22 PM »
Would you make me a sig?
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2009, 06:59:47 PM »
It doesn't work that way.

Your sig has an age limit of <=12
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2009, 05:07:40 AM »
Here's your sig!

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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2009, 05:37:49 AM »
Sonic bought an account from Leonard http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\';)\' />
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2009, 09:35:53 PM »
[quote name=\'Sonic.\' post=\'455733\' date=\'Jan 11 2009, 02:19 PM\']Would you make me a sig?[/quote]
Vouched by both yded and eloyman?! how did you do that?!
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2009, 05:25:37 PM »
yded got annoyed and just gave him a vouch.. he trained my acc.

and jb doesn't hate you he's an ass to literally everyone lol
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2009, 06:22:59 PM »
[quote name=\'eloyman\' post=\'455940\' date=\'Jan 13 2009, 04:25 PM\']yded got annoyed and just gave him a vouch.. he trained my acc.

and jb doesn't hate you he's an ass to literally everyone lol[/quote]
[censored] you.

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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2009, 06:30:39 PM »
http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 12:28:15 PM »
Lmao at eloy's Group

Also, it's nice to see you asking for advice http://images.thetechguide.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />
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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2009, 12:50:10 AM »
INTENSE

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